The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Akar]

dont try to act like you're better than us caligula smh

[Commissar Caligula_]

dont try to act like you're better than us caligula smh

I think its pretty obvious I'm better than you guys. I've got 5 awards. You and Cookie only have 1 each.

[Cookiegod]

get me my loincloth!!! I deserve this!!!!!

[Akar]

your awards make you look fat

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

I wish I had more awards, I certainly deserve them.

[Diamat]

Inkie you're dead right, you don't realise how little time you have until you've got a real job working 8:30-5:00 5 days a week. I have to go to the gym during my lunch because i lack the willpower to go to the gym after work.

You have no idea how great that sounds. I'm currently working as a postdoc, meaning that I get a normal salary but can basically do whatever I want. That's right, I get paid full salary should I choose to sleep all day. It would be nice to have stable hours and just forget about work after 5 and on the weekends.

[Akar]

It would be nice to be able to forget about you on the weekends but yet here you are, Diamat.

[Diamat]

I'm inside you.

[Akar]

I'm inside me

[King Athelstan]

I'm besides myself

[Mhaedros]

I'm on top of myself.

[Akar]

This is the kind of thing I like to see when I come to TWC boys.

[Cookiegod]

Nolifer.

But seriously: Someone's finally doing something to stop the decline of the TWC... Now it's not just my go to place for hot takes on political topics, but also my most trusted news source.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

This is why they legalized weed, to make you believe their narratives.
You smoke weed while watching the news, it isn't just Propaganda it is Propaganja(TM). I came up with this, do not steal.

[Akar]

do you know where i could get an ounce of propaganja? asking for a friend

[mishkin]

pm me

talking seriously, I have never bought illegal drugs. Yes, I'm one of those guys who only smoked when they invited him.

[Akar]

PM'd you

talking seriously, I have never and would never buy illegal drugs. Yes, I'm one of those guys who never got invited to smoke

edit: seriously tho i pm'd you

[Cookiegod]

pm me

talking seriously, I have never bought illegal drugs. Yes, I'm one of those guys who only smoked when they invited him.

No one invites you

In Copenhagen we basically have an open air bazar for this stuff in the "Freetown Christiania" right in the centre of town. Every time we get a right wing government, they clamp down on it, because of it's tradition. Then people start to get shot in the outskirts because of turf wars between gangs, and the government realises it was better when the dealers were hippies. After election, rinse and repeat.
It's a wholesome tradition that I told you guys for no reason and in way too many words. Another tradition of mine.

[Ferdiad]

Denmark should fall into the sea and give their potatoes to us.

[Akar]

Denmark should fall into the sea and give their potatoes to me