The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Flinn]

After noticing one of my friends goes "so, are you going to get hair plugs now?"

That's what a true friend would say, honestly

Going grey or white is fine, that looks cool. It's losing it all that's a problem

Bald dudes have more testosterone, or so the say.. so all in all it's a bargain that makes sense, to me at the least

[Akar]

That seems like a myth started by Big Testosterone

[Flinn]

Well I can certainly say that you don't necessarily need to be bald in order to have a lot of it

and if you have a lot of money, you don't need it at all

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

My mother always says “Bald is beautiful”

[Akar]

I don't know, Silvio's got the hairline of someone who's definitely had work done.

[makanyane]

I love when someone notices I'm balding and they go "oh my god, you're balding!" like they're the first person to ever notice and deserve a prize

See also walking with a limp, everyone including people you hardly know greet you with "you're limping!"

Really! Why did you feel the need to tell me that? Do you think you're going to pull a thorn out of my paw or something...

[Akar]

"Great diagnosis, oh wise one"

[Cookiegod]

That seems like a myth started by Big Testosterone

when I was like 15 or so and had a blood sample taken at the doctor he said I'd be balding very quick because of the way above average amount of androgens, and sure enough. It happened darn quick.

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

See also walking with a limp, everyone including people you hardly know greet you with "you're limping!"

Really! Why did you feel the need to tell me that? Do you think you're going to pull a thorn out of my paw or something...

I got a speech problem and people will tell me “Your voice sounds funny, are you from England?”. Yes, great observation and no I’m not .

[Akar]

Honestly you should just lean into it and start telling people you are.

when I was like 15 or so and had a blood sample taken at the doctor he said I'd be balding very quick because of the way above average amount of androgens, and sure enough. It happened darn quick.

My doctor told me I had a shocking amount of sperm, almost 1000.

[AqD]

when I was like 15 or so and had a blood sample taken at the doctor he said I'd be balding very quick because of the way above average amount of androgens, and sure enough. It happened darn quick.

My doctor told me I had a shocking amount of sperm, almost 1000.

I was the doctor.

[Septentrionalis]

Men who start taking testosterone blockers in order to transition into women do not go bald. Which is really nice if you intend to live as woman. Women who take androgens to transit often do.

Looking at alpha studs like Akar, Flinn, Cookie, and me, I am not sure if more evidence for the balding-testosterone connection is even needed.

[Sir Adrian]

We have a saying in Romania, "the smart hair leaves the bad head".

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

My father said since he’s losing some hair “I don’t want to lose all my strength!”!

[Akar]

I don't think your father is Samson, bud.

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

I don't think your father is Samson, bud.

That’s what I said to him as well!

[Akar]

Did he respond by collapsing a Philistine temple on you?

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

He tried but I jumped on my horse and evaded almost certain death.

[Akar]

Talk about an abusive father smh

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

Talk about an abusive father smh

Could have been worse (not sure how though).