The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Turkafinwë]

You can't be good and a catholic at the same time. We are vile, repulsive and a little bit degenerate in just the way I like it.

[Iskar]

Amen.

[Flinn]

You are all welcome in The Church of the Latter Day Dude

Be brothers in Dudeness, it's the only possible path to salvation, in this life

[Iskar]

Sorry, but we get a free burnable witch every second month for our church membership, pre-packaged with a self-assembly stake (search "Häretik" in the Ikea catalogue). That's just too good to switch.

[Flinn]

you'll run out of witches, eventually

we'll never run out of naps

[Sir Adrian]

Maybe if you had cool crusader uniforms

[Flinn]

we have comfy cushions

[Lifthrasir]

It has been prouved that the members of The Church of the Latter Day Dude have no stress/no burnout issues, no nervous breakdown, nor other similar diseases

[Diamat]

Sounds a lot like the Church of MGTOWology.

[Flinn]

It has been prouved that the members of The Church of the Latter Day Dude have no stress/no burnout issues, no nervous breakdown, nor other similar diseases

The golden rule:

if it annoys you, just don't give a about and go bowling

[Diamat]

What if you're married with children?

[Flinn]

The golden rule:

if it annoys you, just don't give a about and go bowling

[Diamat]

And then enjoy life after the divorce.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I don't know. Sometimes - not discussing everything to the end, but instead make a walk in the park while calming down and rethinking yourself as no one is perfect - is the golden path to a long lasting and working marriage.

[Iskar]

I thought a healthy misunderstanding was the basis for a long and happy marriage?

[Flinn]

Do I really need to quote myself again?

[Turkafinwë]

I've been banned from the bowling alley. What do I do now?

[Flinn]

Have a nap, still works fine

[Lifthrasir]

Or have a white russian

[Turkafinwë]

Splendid advice dudes. Perhaps I'm gonna have a white russian and a nap afterwards