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[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

Looking at TWC feels like those really old small companies celebrating their 45th anniversary with only 11 staff members.

[Commissar Caligula_]

Rofl have ya seen this thread Bo1Bo1? https://www.twcenter.net/forums/show...tal-War-Center

[AqD]

Also did any of you hear about the guy who went crazy in Sydney yesterday and tried to stab people? A few guys with 2 chairs and a milk-crate managed to subdue him and hold him down until police arrested him.

In Texas he would be sent to meet Jesus before police show up.

[Commissar Caligula_]

In Texas he would be sent to meet Jesus before police show up.

That feels a bit presumptious, to just impose on Jesus' good-natured hospitality like that. What if Jesus is busy, or has had a rough day and doesn't want to meet him? Australians are more considerate than Texans.

[Diamat]

Well, since Jesus is God, Sundays are taboo. He does need rest.

[Abdülmecid I]

Also did any of you hear about the guy who went crazy in Sydney yesterday and tried to stab people? A few guys with 2 chairs and a milk-crate managed to subdue him and hold him down until police arrested him.

And to imagine that ''liberals'' advocate for banning the plastic crates in favour of the obsolete milk cartons, for the sake of ''environment''. Communists, ecologists and Islamists conspire together to prevent the Australian people from defending itself against foreign subversion in the same manner as enshrined by our descendants' dairy tradition.

[Akar]

I think we all know that our founding father's only intended for dairy to be used by an organized militia, not the layman!

[Abdülmecid I]

Listen there, Akar. Μy undeniable right to bear arms is inscribed with big, fat letters in the Constitution, as dictated by the Almighty and written by our Founding Fathers. All our heroes, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, James Madison and the two Jeffersons, Davis and the other guy, found them absolutely delicious and no god-damn, lactose-intolerant progressive is going to change this fact! I and every other ursine farmer are completely determined to protect our bear arms against any Bolshevik government agent attempting to forbid or even worse regulate them!

[Akar]

Once again the little man is trodden under the hooves of Big Dairy and the Dairy Mafia.

I've had enough of these lazy lactose-loving liberal losers!

[AqD]

And to imagine that ''liberals'' advocate for banning the plastic crates in favour of the obsolete milk cartons, for the sake of ''environment''. Communists, ecologists and Islamists conspire together to prevent the Australian people from defending itself against foreign subversion in the same manner as enshrined by our descendants' dairy tradition.

Which Australian people?

[Sir Adrian]

Prostagma?

[Akar]

Which Australian people?

This one

[AqD]

Is that creature is an amphibian?! Its feet look like frog legs.

And the human standing has some really huge worm in his pants.


I suppose that's just another normal day of life in Australia.

[Akar]

To me it looks like really poorly drawn hooves. Just judging by the breasts in the drawing I would say that the artist hadn't seen much human anatomy before drawing this picture, let alone the anatomy of Australian fauna.

[Aru]

Perhaps the legs and tail just got charred from being too close to the campfire.

[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

I saw a video of aboriginals cooking a kangaroo, they just charred it until it was dry.

[Akar]

Isn't that like the literal definition of cooking something?

[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

No it's really burnt and dry.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmISBjkl_o

[Akar]

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[Commissar Caligula_]

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Thats an interesting point Akar. I don't know whether I agree with it, but it was very brave.