The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Turkafinwë]

RIP in peace legend

[Derc]

That guy was one of the last big ones who brought joy to humanity. Let's honor him with an emoji @Flinn :risitas:

[Sir Adrian]

FLINN!!!!! Put down the gun, take the cannoli and make a smiley of risitas.

[AoRun]

so how you guys doin? beer weekend!

[Akar]

Every day is beer weekend.

[AqD]

Is that a contest? I bath in beer 3 times a day.

[Akar]

you can't even get drunk that way wtf

[AoRun]

Had 10 beer last night

[AqD]

you can't even get drunk that way wtf

Isn't the idea to consume a lot of beer and not getting drunk?

I believe I won ^^

[Dismounted Feudal Knight]

you can't even get drunk that way wtf

Do you not drink your bathwater and sell the rest?

[Akar]

Only if it's alcoholic

[Derc]

Gargle it. It's a really weird way of getting and being drunk.

[Akar]

Does that actually work, though?

[Derc]

You haven't tried? Only one way to find out then.*

I did it with mouthwash. The results were always shining.

*Also with real stuff. Don't try it. **** disgusting.

[Akar]

Well yeah but does it work?

[Derc]

No. Gargling whiskey equals a 2021 stylized trip to the dentist. Nuff said.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

guys i need 6000 posts in the next 4 months to get my badge which means im going to need to post 50 times a day

what i do

[Akar]

Post 50 times a day.

[Sir Adrian]

Take a 10 bags of Taytos. Arrange Taytos in a pentragram. Pour 5 bottles of guiness in center of pentragram while singing Dolan's Pub. This will summon Ferdiad, TWC god of making 100 posts per day.

Less realistic option: become a citizen and spam the curia and mudpit.

[AqD]

Bribe Flinn with your nude photos.