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[Cookiegod]

1: You assume the prettiest woman on earth being a good cook. In my experience that's very rarely the case.
2: Silver?! Trust me, Troy's all about that gold bling bling
3: Oh so that's what shark fins and tiger penisses do?

[AqD]

1: You assume the prettiest woman on earth being a good cook. In my experience that's very rarely the case.
2: Silver?! Trust me, Troy's all about that gold bling bling
3: Oh so that's what shark fins and tiger penisses do?

You're assuming Helen cook by herself! I doubt she ever entered the kitchen, and she wasn't pretty at all, more like Vorenus' angry sad wife in Rome.

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I wasn't aware tiger penis is a famous dish - is it fried or roasted?

Shark fins are rather tasteless however, but just an ingredient to thicken soup. Do not recommend. Sharks would probably cry for that.

Finally, wouldn't you agree the turtle brought great joy to many people in its short life? The same cannot be said for Achilles, who'd no doubt be portrayed as a dumb brute if not for Homer. His greatest achievement was essentially just this:

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[Pontifex Maximus]

Oh my dear jennie. TWC's death is complete at last. Halfway due to incompetent administration, halfway due to incompetent membership, possibly fully responsible in all aspects to technology just moving on, which can be confusingly attributed to incompetent staff who refused to innovate since 2012. I hate to sit here and say I told you so, but I predicted rough seas ahead as far as back as 2009.

Am I wrong? Has everyone migrated to some sort of official TWC discord server? Is this post some sort of OK BOOMER reply? I hope it is...

[Cookiegod]

I think we should require a doctorate degree from all new members.

[King Athelstan]

Oh my dear jennie. TWC's death is complete at last. Halfway due to incompetent administration, halfway due to incompetent membership, possibly fully responsible in all aspects to technology just moving on, which can be confusingly attributed to incompetent staff who refused to innovate since 2012. I hate to sit here and say I told you so, but I predicted rough seas ahead as far as back as 2009.

Am I wrong? Has everyone migrated to some sort of official TWC discord server? Is this post some sort of OK BOOMER reply? I hope it is...

ok boomer

[AqD]

Yes we're all in a private discord place. I believe you need to kiss akar's bottom to get in.

[Cookiegod]

You don't have to but we were all laughing when you did.

[Akar]

Oh my dear jennie. TWC's death is complete at last. Halfway due to incompetent administration, halfway due to incompetent membership, possibly fully responsible in all aspects to technology just moving on, which can be confusingly attributed to incompetent staff who refused to innovate since 2012. I hate to sit here and say I told you so, but I predicted rough seas ahead as far as back as 2009.

Am I wrong? Has everyone migrated to some sort of official TWC discord server? Is this post some sort of OK BOOMER reply? I hope it is...

This is a link to the Invite Only Unofficial Official Thema Devia Total War Center Discord Server, or IOUOTWCTDDS


https://discord.gg/ASqJf5C

[Flinn]

Oh my dear jennie. TWC's death is complete at last. Halfway due to incompetent administration, halfway due to incompetent membership, possibly fully responsible in all aspects to technology just moving on, which can be confusingly attributed to incompetent staff who refused to innovate since 2012. I hate to sit here and say I told you so, but I predicted rough seas ahead as far as back as 2009.

well you have been 11 years late, then.. Nostradamus couldn't have done better, I guess

as I'm here, I'll do a prediction myself: you'll keep on being back here and complain how bad and dead TWC is.. let's see if you can prove me wrong

Now this is something I can get behind.

I don't think we ever had a war, Italy and Nederlands I mean, did we? If so, it might be the time (we don't fear your stinky cheese, we have our casu marzu!)

[Akar]

Except the time the Axis invaded the Netherlands.

[lolIsuck]

I don't think we ever had a war, Italy and Nederlands I mean, did we? If so, it might be the time (we don't fear your stinky cheese, we have our casu marzu!)

As long as you invade from the sea you'll probably have switched sides so many times your troops won't know what's left or right before reaching Limburg.

[Cope]

Oh my dear jennie. TWC's death is complete at last. Halfway due to incompetent administration, halfway due to incompetent membership, possibly fully responsible in all aspects to technology just moving on, which can be confusingly attributed to incompetent staff who refused to innovate since 2012. I hate to sit here and say I told you so, but I predicted rough seas ahead as far as back as 2009.

Am I wrong? Has everyone migrated to some sort of official TWC discord server? Is this post some sort of OK BOOMER reply? I hope it is...

There's still plenty of lefties in the Mudpit in need of slaying

[Flinn]

As long as you invade from the sea you'll probably have switched sides so many times your troops won't know what's left or right before reaching Limburg.

can't we just make it an eating contest?

[AqD]

You don't have to but we were all laughing when you did.

Stop watching me you pervert!

[Ferdiad]

Don't install ring cameras then cuties xoxoxo

[Akar]

but what if i like when you watch

[Flinn]

what if I'll start a blog on how to properly cook? I mean, Italian cuisine...

[Akar]

i dont read blogs anymore since you deleted my blogs so i wouldnt care

[Flinn]

i dont read blogs anymore since you deleted my blogs so i wouldnt care

not my fault, dude

[Akar]

it LITERALLY is actually your fault since you deleted them