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**Diamat** · August 07, 2019, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Commissar Caligula_

What if I convert to the Holy Church of Meloncat?

Here's an example of my excellent capacity for academic analysis.

Alright, but you have to organize your own plane ticket to Seoul. I'm assuming you're poor, like the rest of us.

**Commissar Caligula_** · August 07, 2019, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Diamat

Alright, but you have to organize your own plane ticket to Seoul. I'm assuming you're poor, like the rest of us.

Speaking of Seoul, I can't find it, but I saw a really great gif years ago that was Kim Jong-un bobbing his head whilst text popped up saying "I'm just a Seoul whose intentions are good / Please don't let me be misunderstood" and the music played. Maybe you could recreate it for your class.

Alternatively, the website "Kim Jong Un Looking at Things" has a very good selection of photos of Kim Jong Un looking at things in case you wanted to show your class what types of things Kim Jong Un looks at in North Korea.
http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/

Kim Jong-un looking at bricks

Kim Jong-un looking at a mattress

Kim Jong-un looking at cheese

Kim Jong-un looking at a slide

Kim Jong-un looking at sand

Kim Jong-un looking at string

Kim Jong-un looking at chairs

Kim Jong-un looking at South Korea

Kim Jong-un looking at grass

Kim Jong-un looking at snow

The possibilities are endless. I really should be getting paid for these great ideas.

**Diamat** · August 07, 2019, 04:53 PM

I'll definitely use the website on Kim Jong Un looking for things.

**Akar** · August 10, 2019, 04:28 PM

hey guys just wanted to let you know i just mowed the lawn

**Commissar Caligula_** · August 10, 2019, 05:43 PM

But at what cost Akar? How much of your humanity did you lose?

**Aexodus** · August 10, 2019, 06:32 PM

My Da always said mowing the lawn kept it perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

**Akar** · August 10, 2019, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Commissar Caligula_

But at what cost Akar? How much of your humanity did you lose?

I did what I did for all of humanity, not just my own.

Originally Posted by Aexodus

My Da always said mowing the lawn kept it perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

I feel really special that I'm in your sig your Da raised you right

**Diamat** · August 10, 2019, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Akar

hey guys just wanted to let you know i just mowed the lawn

I thought you were white.

**Akar** · August 10, 2019, 10:43 PM

No I'm still white because it was my lawn and I didn't get paid for it. I did however get to ride around drinking beer and listening to a Terry Pratchet audiobook for an hour.

**the Black Prince** · August 11, 2019, 08:34 AM

Will you mow my lawn too? I promise not to pay you. But I will provide beer.

**Akar** · August 11, 2019, 10:03 AM

Yeah sure mate, just provide beer and transportation for me and my mower (or a mower upon arrival). I've attached the relevant information.

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**Bo1Bo1Sha3** · August 11, 2019, 10:50 AM

The beautiful south
/Drives
So beautiful, the great cities
/Drives
The trees
/Drives
God Bless the South
/Drives

**Akar** · August 11, 2019, 12:49 PM

God hasn't blessed the south since 1865

**the Black Prince** · August 11, 2019, 01:44 PM

Sorry, I was only considering travel from the 12th plane of torment. I had the materials for the portal and a sacrifice in mind

**Akar** · August 11, 2019, 01:56 PM

You should have started by saying you were proficient in cross-dimensional portal-construction, that would have saved so much time. Do you subscribe to the Solomon School or the Mayan School of portal-construction? I've always found the Mayan method to be easiest but Solomon's method to be the most accurate and safer of the methods. Let me know when you've constructed your portal and I'll phase-step into your plane.

As it so happens the only material needed to summon me from the 12th plane of torment is in fact beer. Alchemy is a wonderful science.