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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    I wont lie, this is the last place I expected Lucifer to reveal his true form. But I can't say I'm not pleased. Praise Satan. I hope Christ comes back so we can crucify him all over again.
    Where else would Lucifer reveal himself? We're the focal point of the universe man! Also if Jesus comes back, will he still have holes in his hands? That might make it a bit difficult to crucify him again, or we'll just turn him into a weird bearded hippie Swiss Cheese man.



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    That's an interesting question. If I recall correctly, when Jesus (Allegedly) rose from the grave he appeared bearing the stigmata which he showed to his disciples as proof of his resurrection. It seems likely to me that if he were to return he would likely still bear the stigmata or at least have scars in their locations.

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    Jews don't believe in a devil, there is HaSatan (The Satan) who is God's district attorney. This makes Job's story very different.

    There are demons too, but they aren't fallen angels. They exist the same way AIDS, dengue fever, or raisins do.
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    ("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")

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    What, due to minority immigration? Ba dum tsh.

    But you're correct on that, I believe that's actually where the term "Devils advocate" comes from

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    Would he be able to rise from grave if he's beheaded or cut in half? Maybe there is a reason we used to behead everyone.

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    Yea thats the thing that annoyed me about Beric Dondarrion in Game of Thrones. You've killed him like 10 times, just chop off his bloody head ya fools.



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    I just saw Toy Story 4 with 2 of my mates and 1 of their girlfriends. For a film with multiple suicide attempts, existential crises, blatant organ harvesting, numerous assaults on old ladies, a potential Nazi salute and apparently an openly bisexual Woody, it remained very classy and I would recommend it to the whole family.
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    Is it as family oriented as Game of Thrones?

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    Not quite. I think that the relationship between the Hound and the Mountain is more family friendly as it teaches good lessons such as you shouldn't melt half of your little brother's face.
    Toy Story 4 on the other hand says that hoes before bros is the name of the game, and that it is ok to abandon all of your friends in favour of a booty call.



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    Thats one reason for me not to watch toy story 4.

    Lessons I learned on our cruise: Don't drive with Roman taxi drivers.... Those guys are crazy.

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    Thats one reason for me not to watch toy story 4.

    Lessons I learned on our cruise: Don't drive with Roman taxi drivers.... Those guys are crazy.
    Do they push 120km/h on curved mountain roads? I had that once and it's FUN!

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    @AqD: well, that's not possible in Roma i'm afraid :-)
    But he did many things that you shouldn't do in a city traffic.... But I said ' as fast as as possible, on the shortest way'. Seems like it was all my fault :-)

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    Nonsense, rules are for other people only. You had an exciting trip I bet Did you vomit afterwards?

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    No vomitting, therefore boring I'm afraid :-)
    I was way to busy afterwards securing my belongings against thieves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morifea View Post
    I was way to busy afterwards securing my belongings against thieves.
    in defense of my fellow compatriot thieves I have to say that it's somewhat too much tempting to resist to rob tourists that walk round like they were in their garden..

    really, jokes aside, the average skill of italian street thieves is close to 0, only distracted or unaware people will be robbed easily
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    How DARE you disparage Italian thieves? Are you some sort of RACIST?

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    no, I'm Italian
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    My god, even worse.

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    That's true
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    I'm Italian me!

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