The Chat Thread (Read OP)

[Akar]

Only if that's short of mongoloid and not mongolian.

[Diamat]

Guess who'll be returning to the Heimatland soon? I shall pay homage to Hegel at Heidelberg University.

Edit: This is my 10,000th post. Fitting.

[Akar]

Congrats, it's been a slow and painful ride. Soon you'll get your 10 year 10k post medal too.

I hope it kills you.

lov u

[AqD]

Guess who'll be returning to the Heimatland soon? I shall pay homage to Hegel at Heidelberg University.

Dead people places are creepy. Any paranormal experience to share?

[Cookiegod]

Any paranormal experience to share?

He's a philosopher. He Kant.

Unless you mean by paranormal things that cannot be explained through science. Then yes that's all they talk about.

[Ferdiad]

Philosophers used to be the cool dudes who got all the chicks, no they talk about why they have no chicks.

[Diamat]

We still get plenty of chicks. You have no idea how turned on some girl get by indecipherable gibberish.

[Ferdiad]

Believe me, i can't believe i've ridden some girls with the amount of ramblings i've talked to them wirth.

[Akar]

Ferdy is legitimately indecipherable when he speaks. It's both titillating and confusing in equal proportions.

[Ferdiad]

Literally best accent to pull women with in america, helps that american men want to appear too macho to be good at humour usually when trying to pull.

[Diamat]

I think American women have a general obsession with European accents. It's quite weird. When I first arrived in the US as a high school student, girls kept writing me love letters and kept telling me how sexy my accent is. I rejected them all (almost).

[Akar]

I don't believe you.

[Diamat]

Right. Truth be told, I only rejected the ugly ones.

[Akar]

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

So they were all ugly?

[Cookiegod]

So they were all ugly?

Only the ugly ones wrote to him.

[Ferdiad]

Any hole's a goal.

[Akar]

Any hole is a hole

[Ferdiad]

too wise words, are you some imposter?

[Akar]

I'm not an imposter, just a poster