'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

[paleologos]

Keeping her busy:

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[Flinn]

random stuff

civil war

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I'm accepting bets

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just pure gold (if you know the story of course )

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She makes me horny.. oh wait

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[paleologos]

Whoever thought up the last one must have had a brooding ill sense of humor.

[Roma_Victrix]

@Flinn: you're definitely the best poster here. I guess I lost, cuz I laughed.

[Flinn]

tnx mate

but there are a lot of great posters here, and sense of humor is very subjective

[paleologos]

Pun of the day:

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[paleologos]

ON peaceful solutions:

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[Flinn]

this is a common joke amongst us dudeists, still gold

[Flinn]

If you ever had a cat, you know that this is true

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Now I recall where I saw her..

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[Abdülmecid I]

Paradox.

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Polandball.

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Random.

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SMBC.

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Last but not least, the indomitable Creative Assembly!

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[Kyriakos]

[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

[Bo1Bo1Sha3]

[paleologos]

Baby joke:

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[Kyriakos]

[Zerg93]

[Condottiere 40K]

Well, amphibi-curious.

[Magister Militum Flavius Aetius]

Okay, that one is pretty good Condottiere.

[Roma_Victrix]

The comments for this Youtube video, an LOTR metal tribute, are priceless:

I could simply walk into Mordor while listening to this

A wizard is never out of tune, nor does he hit a bum note, he shreds precisely how he means to.

There is still some good Metal in this world Mr.Frodo, and its worth fighting for.

"Now he has a mind of metal".

Little orcs! burahoom! they come with guitars, they come with amps, shredding, deafening, bleeding amps! destroyers and usurpers curse themno you don't get it, we're shire folk, halflings.maybe you are... and maybe you aren't the white rocker will know

Aragorn: The Speakers of Minas Tirith! The Speakers are on! Gondor calls for metal.
Theoden: And Rohan will answer. Muster the Metal Heads. Assemble the mosh at Dunharrow. As many drummers as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we rock for Gondor... and war.

You have my drums. And my guitar. And my bass.

[Condottiere 40K]

edarem


A girl starts selling lollipops, and she has a whole, whole bunch of them. Instead of selling them one at a time to kids who'd like to eat them, she gets other children to sell them for her. Also, instead of giving this girl money once the lollipops sell, the kids working for her give her the money for the lollipops beforehand. This means no matter what, the first girl gets paid for the lollipops.
Now these kids start selling lollipops, and they have a whole, whole bunch of them. They too would rather sell them in one big bundle than sell them one at a time, so they find another kid to buy many lollipops at once. This keeps happening until one kid can't find anyone willing to buy a whole bunch of lollipops. He can't even sell them one at a time because everyone already has one, or doesn't want any more of them.
So, now this kid bothers his mom, dad, and brother at the dinner table saying, "Hamburger helper? I heard, two years ago, that a kid was poisoned after eating this stuff, but you know what won't kill or seriously disfigure you? This lollipop. In fact it's been shown to help do your homework, your chores, clean your room...really it pays for itself". Eventually, the kid pushes away everyone close to him because he's sitting on 10,000 lollipops and, the irony is, he can't even find one sucker.