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Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Insanity with Dignity
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A man in a hot air balloon gets lost in the mist. When he finally spots someone on the ground he goes down a bit and calls out:
"Hello, do you know where I am? I promised to be home for dinner."
After a long silence the man on the ground replies, "You're in the nacelle of a hot air balloon, about 20 meters above the ground."
The man in the balloon answers, somewhat irritated: "You must be a mathematician."
"How did you know?"
"Well, you thought very long before replying, your answer was absolutely correct and totally unhelpful. Thanks to you I'm going to miss dinner now."
"So you must be a manager."
"How did you know?"
"You don't know where you are or where you should be going, you got to your position with the help of a lot of hot air, you're asking other people to solve your problems and then say it's their fault if things don't work."
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Call me Ishmael
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I just hate it when my cover gets blown.
Praeses
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Top 10 anime fights
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What's that second to last one? Someone made a parody series of that and there's one where Yugi from Yu-gi-oh duels the guy, it's funny as crap.
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It is just an edited picture where they put Spongebob instead of Goku. In the one above that they replaced Chiaotzu with Spongebob.
Spongebob vs Cell would be amazing because both can regenerate. Though Spongebob would lose eventually because he needs water or else he becomes dry and crispy and probably brittle.
Yeah I saw the Yugi vs Cell video, I didn't know that Pharaoh and Cell had so much in common. Yusuke Urameshi vs Cell and Kenshiro vs Cell were also pretty damn funny.
Last edited by Lord Oda Nobunaga; July 19, 2017 at 03:06 PM.
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Call me Ishmael
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Take me to the memes I love...take me all the way!Originally Posted by Kyriakos
Comes Rei Militaris
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Game of Drones
Game of Bones
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
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Compliance will be rewarded
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Captured from Reddit, in the subreddit TIL (Today I Learned)
Things I trust more than American conservatives:
Drinks from Bill Cosby, Flint Michigan tap water, Plane rides from Al Qaeda, Anything on the menu at Chipotle, Medical procedures from Mengele
Comes Rei Militaris
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Being a minor, you can't sign contracts.
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
His Dudeness of TWC
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some more random stuff
Now I see the truth!
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Yes, please do it!!
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Double surprise
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Kameeeeehameeeehaaaa!
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This is ...
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No words are needed ..
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jeek, I was forgetting this masterpiece
You don't mess with the Potter!
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In all seriousness, Daniel Radcliffe did stop a mugging the other day.
The Ecstasy of Potatoes
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A Muggler mugger mugged someone you say?
Comes Rei Militaris
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Eats, shoots, and leaves.
大信皇帝
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So the rover passed out and had a dream shortly before it died?
"Famous general without peer in any age, most superior in valor and inspired by the Way of Heaven; since the provinces are now subject to your will it is certain that you will increasingly mount in victory." - Ōgimachi-tennō
Comes Rei Militaris
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The Little Mars Stuck Gurney by Hans Christian Androidsen.
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
大信皇帝
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Mars doesn't have matches, it froze to death.
"Famous general without peer in any age, most superior in valor and inspired by the Way of Heaven; since the provinces are now subject to your will it is certain that you will increasingly mount in victory." - Ōgimachi-tennō
The Ecstasy of Potatoes
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There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.
The British began by torturing the German. After long hours of silence infected by bloodcurdling screams, he talked, and was sent back to the prison, ashamed. He told the others what he had done and urged them to be stronger than he was.
They next began torturing the Japanese man. Through all the pain and agony, he stayed strong for three days, but in the end, talked. He was sent back to the prison, having brought shame to himself, his family, and his country.
They finally sent in the Italian. For an unending three weeks, they tortured him, until they realized if they did anything else to the poor man, he would die, so they sent him back. When he got back to the prison cell bloody and battered, the other POWs asked him, "So? Did you talk?"
"How could I talk with my hands tied behind my back?"
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