'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

**Gigantus** · August 06, 2021, 12:00 AM

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Obviously dreams do help you to get through life.
After all one can't be drunk all the time.

**AoRun** · August 06, 2021, 02:56 AM

oh crap

**AoRun** · August 07, 2021, 11:40 AM

**Gigantus** · August 08, 2021, 10:25 AM

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Intelligent people learn from the mistakes of others.
Normal people learn from their own mistakes.
Stupid people don't learn anything - they already know everything.

**Gigantus** · August 11, 2021, 09:33 AM

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And there my threefold nemesis rears it's ugly head again:

- Tired
- Monday
- People

**AoRun** · August 14, 2021, 08:50 AM

**Gigantus** · August 14, 2021, 09:13 AM

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Communicating is good:
Communicating solves problems.
Communicating connects.

But not before the first coffee.
Anything before the first coffee is self defense anyhow.

**Morticia Iunia Bruti** · August 15, 2021, 05:47 AM

There are some idiots who always answer “No” to every question, now tell me. Are you one of them?

To the guy who texted me the last day
“I love you. So what do you think?”

A reply to him.
“Yes. Of course even I love myself”.

If you can keep your head while all around you lose theirs. Then you really don’t appreciate the seriousness of the problem.

https://www.coolnsmart.com/witty_quotes/

**AoRun** · August 15, 2021, 12:17 PM

**Sir Adrian** · August 15, 2021, 04:37 PM

The 10 work commandments.

1. Man is born tired and lives to rest.

2. Love thy bed as you love thyself.

3. Rest during the day, so you can sleep at night.

4. Do not work. Work kills.

5. If you see someone resting, help them out.

6. Work as little as you can and transfer all the work you can to another.

7. There is salvation in shade. Nobody died from resting.

8. Work causes illness. Do not pass away young.
9. If you feel the urge to work, sit down, wait and you’ll see it will pass.
10. When you see people eating and drinking, approach them. When you see them working, turn back and do not trouble them.

**Gigantus** · August 15, 2021, 09:32 PM

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Research has made a break through:
2 minutes of laughing is as beneficial to health as 20 minutes jogging.

That's a great incentive for me:
From now on I am going to sit in the park and laugh at joggers for those 2 minutes.

**AoRun** · August 19, 2021, 03:40 AM

**Gigantus** · August 21, 2021, 06:51 AM

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The number of people searching all the time for the meaning of life are legion.
Is it really that difficult to find a decent portion of chips?

**AoRun** · August 21, 2021, 03:15 PM

**Gigantus** · August 21, 2021, 11:01 PM

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"On a scale of 1 to 10 - how much do I irritate you?"
"24"
"I said 1 to 10!"
"If you carry on we'll be at 30."

**Morticia Iunia Bruti** · September 05, 2021, 06:29 AM

What a really caring husband is ^^

**Gigantus** · September 05, 2021, 08:12 AM

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Smiling requires the activation of 17 muscles.

Lifting the middle finger only takes three.

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Watching 'Lord of the Rings'

as child:
"I want to be Aragorn, he is a brave knight who goes on adventures and fights evil."

as adult:
"I want to be Bilbo, he is grumpy, hides in a hole and wants to be left alone."

**Gigantus** · September 09, 2021, 06:32 AM

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For a while small children's mentality was considered so fragile that they got praised for any crap.

Until we had 20 year olds that believed their turds rule.