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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigantus View Post
    Don't hold your breath, they are still busy trying to figure out were all the missing single socks are.
    The Socks monster got them.
    Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
    And tomorrow you'll be on your way
    Don't give a damn about what other people say
    Because tomorrow is a brand-new day


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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    @ Akar



    also, I laughed hard at this

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    '
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    "You got garbage bags?"
    "Sure, what size are you looking for?"
    "Darling, what's out neighbor's size?
    On second thought: give me a lot of small ones."

    -------------------------

    And to close off on a more positive note:
    Due to the Covid19 restrictions, travel and otherwise,
    beaches have mostly remained empty (other then in Florida)
    allowing sea turtles to lay more eggs.
    So let's get ready for a sea turtle baby boom!
    No gender reveal parties, please.

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    does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two. One to explain that electricity is "only a theory" and the other to throw away the light bulb and light some Biblically correct oil lamps (Matthew 5:15) instead.

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    Dudeist aphorism of the day

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    Sometimes taking things a tad slow doesn't hurt...
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    Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day
    And tomorrow you'll be on your way
    Don't give a damn about what other people say
    Because tomorrow is a brand-new day


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    Quote Originally Posted by Morticia Iunia Bruti View Post
    Might be a specific one, though.
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    I'll spare you from the monstrosity in its entirety, that you can find here; eye cancer granted, you are warned

    I'm spoilering few picked cherries; it that's the fashion of 70's, no wonder 80's' was even worse

    Spoiler for my mom would not have wore anything like that


    Spoiler for the Rocky Horror Sweater Show


    Spoiler for why the chicken? WHY? Nice mustaches, though


    Spoiler for 70's version of Teletubbies, I suppose


    Spoiler for totally NOT gay
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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    Flinn...


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    Anecdote from my younger days:

    When we were upset after a phone call we would slam the handset back on the receiver.
    You have no idea of the satisfaction you are missing out on.

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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    The modern equivalent is angrily tapping the 'end call' button multiple times, sometimes accidentally calling another person by doing so.

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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    Quote Originally Posted by Derc View Post
    The modern equivalent is angrily tapping the 'end call' button multiple times, sometimes accidentally calling another person by doing so.
    That's like face palming with a hanky. No wonder eating is the new outlet for frustration. And there is lots of frustration around by the pedestrian look of it.
    ME? I still prefer a well trained arm over a big belly. I don't know what you were just thinking, but I know an antique shop that specializes in old gadgetry. Picked up a walkman the other day, bless guardians of the galaxy for it's homage to it.
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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    not for everybody

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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    Cant rep you now but i loled seeing this.

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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    yes I laughed hard too, there was that age when everybody was getting emails from African princes or the sort of, offering you diamonds.. best part is that some dudes actually fell for it

    time for a scientific dump.

    Spoiler for on human nature


    Spoiler for on medicines


    Spoiler for on human kinds


    Spoiler for on sickness


    Spoiler for on mathematics


    Spoiler for on ageing


    Spoiler for on pandemics


    Spoiler for geography
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    Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant

    When animal welfare officers received a report of an unusual animal lurking in a tree in the Polish city of Krakow, they were not sure what to expect.

    "People aren't opening their windows because they're afraid it will go into their house," the woman reportedly said.
    But a visit to the area showed the creature in question was not a bird, or even a reptile - but a croissant.
    The Krakow Animal Welfare Society said the incident was genuine.

    Writing on Facebook, the organisation said its officers had asked the desperate caller whether the unidentified animal, which had been in the tree for two days, could be a bird of prey.
    The woman responded that it looked more like a "lagun" - Polish for lagoon - before remembering the correct word "legwan", or iguana.
    Although the inspectors knew that it was unlikely that a reptile would survive the cool spring temperatures in the southern Polish city, they wondered if the animal could have been an unwanted pet abandoned by its owners.

    Arriving on the scene, however, the inspectors found the headless and limbless object in a lilac tree - a pastry, probably thrown out of a window to feed birds.
    The organisation remained light-hearted about the encounter and said the public should continue to err on the side of caution and report any concerns about animal welfare.


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    Default Gig's eternal pearls of serene wisdom

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    The pandemic has truly changed a lot in my life.
    Take my apartment: it doesn't look like a dump any longer but rather like a shipping warehouse.

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    Default Re: 'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

    That's exactly how it looks to us, some of us ATL

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