'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

[Roma_Victrix]

Her Third-Wave Feminism will be renewed once she figures out that the lid will be easier to twist off if she just bangs it against the counter top a couple times to loosen it.

[Condottiere 40K]

Irony.

Or ironing.

[Condottiere 40K]

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you in the bathroom?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You're a peeing.

[Sir Adrian]

Does peeing have a visa?

[Finlander]

Reposting this from imgur:

Adding inspirational athletic quotes to pictures of drunk people changes everything about them.

[Condottiere 40K]

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[Roma_Victrix]

Finland to the rescue, Mortal Kombat style:

[Condottiere 40K]

[Kyriakos]

[Godfrey I of Leuven]

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

[Magister Militum Flavius Aetius]

[You_Guess_Who]

[Condottiere 40K]

[Condottiere 40K]

[Owlparrot3]

[Condottiere 40K]

...

The danger which troubled my husband was that war might be started not so much by the big men as by the little ones.

While big men know the needs for self-control and restraint—little men are sometimes moved more by fear and pride. If only in the future the big men can continue to make the little ones sit down and talk, before they start to fight.

...

Sincerely,
Jacqueline Kennedy

[Magister Militum Flavius Aetius]

[Commissar Caligula_]

The EA Community Team spokesperson on Reddit has received 439,711 downvotes and counting lols. In the time its taken me to write this message, its jumped up by another thousand.
A player complained about microtransactions, and the fact that you pay $80 to buy Star Wars Battlefront 2, and Vader is locked behind a paywall or a 40 hour grind. EA's response:

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay.

We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets.

Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.