'You Laugh, You Lose Thread (No Videos, Read OP)

[Vladyvid]

Kardashians? Misguided warmongers.

I follow the Rules of Acquisition, so that i may one day enter the Divine Treasury of the Blessed Exchequer and avoid the condemnation in the Vault of Eternal Destitution.


Greed is eternal!

[Kyriakos]

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

On which person does this conversation reminds me?^^

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[Vladyvid]

“If I were human I believe my response would be ‘go to hell’. If I were human.”

[Flinn]

The basics of Democracy



we westerners still don't get it

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[Cookiegod]

I got one of my technical reports peer reviewed and literally all the feedback is about correcting my British spelling to American.

Thank you. So helpful

[Gigantus]

Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behavior and life-style once their vows are exchanged.
Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation:

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete.

She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself... 'I'll alter him!

[Cookiegod]

Given that no one's so far been able to accept me for the I am, does that make me the groom of the whole world?

[Flinn]

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[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[Flinn]

hell yeah

that map was for alpha males exclusively .. grenades at go go

[Roma_Victrix]

That's certainly accurate, and corporate news media organizations just love the ratings they're getting with counting dragged out as long as possible. Biden basically won, though. There's no way Trump is going to get the remainder of votes from Philadelphia, a liberal stronghold in Pennsylvania. Nevada is up in the air a little bit, but if the remaining votes are from Las Vegas and Reno it is more likely to go in Biden's favor much like Arizona.

Also, LOL at this meme about Georgia. I guess the left has reclaimed Pepe the Frog after all, now that Biden is leading in Georgia and this was the meme of the night:

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1933...ntial-election

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

I see a copyright suit by Alt Right about Pepe coming.^^

Edit:

Why Trump refuses to go...

[Cookiegod]

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]

[Gigantus]

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Leaf blowers are the perfect symbol of our time:

- they move a problem from one place to the other without solving it
- require lots of precious energy to do so
- and make a lot of noise while at it

[Flinn]

I can't believe this wasn't intentional

[Roma_Victrix]

I can't believe this wasn't intentional

I died laughing, therefore I lost. I wish I could rep you for this, but have done so too recently.

[Morticia Iunia Bruti]