...you add Sharp/Charismatic/Vigorous to your CVs.
...you add Sharp/Charismatic/Vigorous to your CVs.
when you spend half an hour deciding which government to build and still cant make up your mind, and then find out you have to pick a temple too
...you realize that your headphones have turned into a La Tene Celtic Waterloo-style helmet and the necklace you had on has transformed into a torc.
...you look down and realize that your body is littered in phalerae disks and your headphones have transformed into a grass crown, the corona obsidionalis.
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... when other mods become unplayable because they lack EBII's depth.
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...when you realize that you're going to mess up your exams because you just have to fight that siege defense. And then a field battle. After that, take a city. Maybe another field battle.
when you are from Sardinia, a lot of people came in august to enjoy a wonderful sea, beach and sun, but you have only one holiday day and want go to visit the punic-roman ruins of Nora
... when you have crippling depression because you're never be able to become a Roman consul/Punic sufet/Hellenistic basileos/barbarian warchief/Indian maharaja/Persian King of Kings IRL.
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Why not Chancellor? Take on Merkel
We know what last time happened when a German Chancellor started conquering...
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You lost?
Huehuehuehue
Besides, the idea of nation states destroys any attempt to establish a multicultural, continent(s) sprawling universal empire. I therefore stick to anarcho-syndicalism.
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Portuguese identified. Lisbon confirmed. Target acquired. Berlin has given the go: Luftwaffe jets scrambled. Panavia Tornado and the Eurofighter Typhoon combat aircraft assembled and launched.
You know that you've been playing too much EB II when you check your watch and realize that you've been playing for four hours in a row (that's my all time record).
Four hours? Amateur.
... when you complain that there are no history lessons at school about EB's time frame aside from an abridged version of the Punic wars and the end of the Roman republic.
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When you are sad that people arent pagan anymore.
Then, as throngs of his enemies bore down upon him and one of his followers said, "They are making at thee, O King," "Who else, pray," said Antigonus, "should be their mark? But Demetrius will come to my aid." This was his hope to the last, and to the last he kept watching eagerly for his son; then a whole cloud of javelins were let fly at him and he fell.
-Plutarch, life of Demetrius.
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Still, amateur.
... when you want tunicae and togae to be the next fashion trend.
... when everytime you rewatch HBO's Rome you wanna start a new Roman campaign.
... when you're the only one who enjoys Latin lessons
... when you spend your summer buying half a dozen books about EB's time frame and you're frustrated about the lack of books about the eastern half of the map (I'm looking at you Indo-Greeks/Sakas/Parthians).
... when you consider the Roman Empire and Han China as the perfect couple divided by nasty Parthians.
... when you can't decide which diadochos/eastern faction you should choose to recreate Alexander's empire.
... when you're sad that there are no other mods like EB for other eras.
... when you have acquired a basic vocabulary of ancient Greek.
... when you want to visit your conquests in the eastern Mediterranean and the Near East (to Afghanistan and Pakistan) IRL despite terrorism and/or other difficulties
... when you honour the first Europa Barbarorum like the Romans honoured their ancestors.
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