A new King in the land

[Akar]

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After the Orkish sack of Poland; Cloudspirian and Orkish archaeologists have uncovered ancient Polish documents that reveal Buddydog to be the direct heir to the line of succession to the Iron Throne of Serveria. The legitimacy and veracity of this claim has been established by all Ancient Polish documentarians to be above reproach. With this newfound knowledge having been taken to heart, we signatories do hereby proclaim Buddydog to be the one true king of a united and glorious Serveria. All who have not yet bent the knee will be welcomed with open arms when they elect to make the greatest choice of their lives. Resistance is futile.

Those who swear allegiance to His Majesty will be granted his full protection and assistance in matters of both war and peace. All that his Majesty asks in return from his Lords is that they pay a tribute of weapons, armor, and levies in time of war.

Signed,

Akar, Lord of Cloudspire
RabidCarebear, Lord of the Orks
Mayonessa, Lord of Limewire
Jalzara, Lord of Reiksgaurd
Niels313, Lord of the Dictate of Remus
Reilig, Lord of the Grand Barony of Leviathan

[Ditronian]

And another New Dawn Federation is born!

[The Hedge Knight]

I feel it is no coincidence that his name is an anagram of Buddy-God.

[Diglytron]

A official statement of the Shāhanshāh of Serveria, our Pir, the Sabbah of Alamut, The Rokusho, will follow later but let me say as imam al-Mu'minīn that the faithful, the noble and pious, the followers of Ali and Hussain, will never bow our heads for a king far in the south, and especially not when this King bases his legitimacy on Polish roots and Polish documents!

Labbaik ya Hussein!

[Akar]

All hail the King!

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[Burgess]

As Big B's hype man I always knew thiis would happen.

[Pyrate9999]

A official statement of the Shāhanshāh of Serveria, our Pir, the Sabbah of Alamut, The Rokusho, will follow later but let me say as imam al-Mu'minīn that the faithful, the noble and pious, the followers of Ali and Hussain, will never bow our heads for a king far in the south, and especially not when this King bases his legitimacy on Polish roots and Polish documents!

Labbaik ya Hussein!

What about a king to the north of you, which according to the dynmap cloudspire is?

[Jeregor]

North Korea refuses to acknowledge any throne other that that of the moat

[Jeregor]

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Thanks for keeping the throne warm for me Buddydog

[Magister Militum Flavius Aetius]

And another New Dawn Federation is born!

The difference is that we were largely unprepared and incompetent. The only ones of us who even offered a half-assed resistance were Belka and Byzantium.

These factions all include some quite formidable players.

[Ditronian]

The difference is that we were largely unprepared and incompetent. The only ones of us who even offered a half-assed resistance were Belka and Byzantium.

These factions all include some quite formidable players.

Do they?

[Rabidcarebear]

As Lord of the Orks, I can tell you that we are in no way formidable and are actually quite nice people. Just visit and see.

[niels1313]

I, grand dictator of the dictate of Remus, have asked my magistra to look into our ancient data to validate this claim of inheritance of buddydog.

For all I know, the last true ruler of Serveria, Der Kaiser and most serene grand Gardoneur of the Wolfistic Church, dissappeared ages ago. But according to our books, before he died, he introducted Buddydog to Wolfism and became a priest-apprentice.

If buddydog ensures us of his faithfulness to the Wolfism we could work together to restore the Church, as the king and religion should be one! If he forgot about his faith... we will never ever support this claim.

[Gnomosapien]

I, grand dictator of the dictate of Remus, have asked my magistra to look into our ancient data to validate this claim of inheritance of buddydog.

For all I know, the last true ruler of Serveria, Der Kaiser and most serene grand Gardoneur of the Wolfistic Church, dissappeared ages ago. But according to our books, before he died, he introducted Buddydog to Wolfism and became a priest-apprentice.

If buddydog ensures us of his faithfulness to the Wolfism we could work together to restore the Church, as the king and religion should be one! If he forgot about his faith... we will never ever support this claim.

Wolfism is basically gluten-free Moatism served with a side dish of quorn

[Magister Militum Flavius Aetius]

The Emperor of Constantinople bows to no mere king.

[Buddydog]

I, Buddydog, King of the Highlands of Cloudspire, Shogun of the coast, Sultan of the desert, and humble Emperor of the earth hereby endorse the benefits of wolves and corresponding beliefs concerning them.

We must work together to create a greater community. No one should be forced to feel indimidated by a hole in the ground and the forces that impose such holes. However, moats are to be honored and respected, but tolerance should be given to all people's.

Ottomans, if you are there, let's restore the greatness of the sultanate. Dwarves, let's make middle earth great again. Guy, let's restore the greatness of Cuba and the desires of your heart. Everyone, if we unite as a distinct but unified global community, we can do anything. Compare the world to that of a lifeboat. If we are divided, we cannot row together for safety. But if in a spirit of comaradrie, survival is near ensured. Let us not follow to rancorus conduct of previous generations that divide into an abysmal dark age, but let us unite as one.

Let's create a civilization that stands the test of time. For anyone fights with me to bring about a great utopian order of peace and prosperity, they will become my brother. Archers, townsfolk, princes and princesses.

And for those who wish to terrorise our way of life and instill chaos against the spirit of order, let there be a warning. Nothing can stop us if we stand together. We are coming. We are coming!

[Akar]

The Grand Barony of Leviathan has elected to swear fealty to King Buddydog and join the Kingdom of Serveria

[High Chunker Greens]

The Northmen bow to no one, especially not pathetic Wolfists.

[Akar]

The Kingdom of Serveria has no official religion and we are not Wolfist. Buddydog himself is merely wolfist and elected to be coronated in the manner of his religion.

[High Chunker Greens]

First they came for the Koreans, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Korean.

Then they came for the Belkans, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Belkan.

Then they came for the Northmen, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Northman.

Then they came for me; and there was no one left to speak for me.

Brave citizens of Serveria; unite against this menace! This imperialist coalition of nations will only bring destruction to your lands! Praise to the Yin and Yang of Chunk and Moat! Let them guide you instead towards a great victory against this evil empire!