The new v. 2.35A R3.5 Gargokladioi Celtic infantry models for various factions look great, with their colorful multitude of outfits and different hairdos, some even with neat little karate style looking headbands similar to the Chatti veterans (even the Kingetoi Uisuparanon spearmen have these now too).
The way they look ain't the problem, though, pal. It's the way they sound: now they sound WAY TOO badass when you click on them! Too fierce! Too strong! When they say "Gargokladioi" in more than just a deep manly voice but also a super angry pissed off one, it sounds like they're tearing off their shirt and putting up their fists to punch me in the face right through my computer screen. Or worse! Tearing off someone's head and coming after me next as headhunters like the Volkae!
Which is why I have contacted my lawyer and am now filing a lawsuit against the EBII team for damages incurred to my mental health. Your game hurt me! And for that I'm going to make you pay. I can't even play and enjoy the game without dreading having to click on the Gargokladioi unit, which will just trigger painful memories of that unit's verbal assault. You triggered me, and now no safe space is safe from the Gargokladioi.
Every time I click on the Gargokladioi and he inevitably responds with testosterone-filled infuriated rage, shattering glass objects in my bedroom with full volume, I can only think of such fitting images in my head (feel free to share your own):