Crazy generals and speeches

[Naja]

Howcome my generals always tend to give the same speeches? It doesn't seem that their virtues/faults are reflected when they give battle speeches.

For example, I had a level 8 dread, deranged general who talked about God and glory! Wtf! I wanted him to talk about giant hedgehogs and the moon people!

[gunner_uk2000]

I had an English general with he getting pissed all the time trait who sat there ranting about someone calling his mother fat and slurring his words.

The generals speeches in this are incredibly boring and uninspiring compared to Rome.

[ProudNerd]

I had an English general with he getting pissed all the time trait who sat there ranting about someone calling his mother fat and slurring his words.

The generals speeches in this are incredibly boring and uninspiring compared to Rome.

i through so too romes were far better acted and much cooler and funnier. They picked a perfect voice for the roman geenral. Listened to a few (only had game for two days mobo fried) and they all bored me.

[LacertonisUnis]

I had an English general with he getting pissed all the time trait who sat there ranting about someone calling his mother fat and slurring his words.

The generals speeches in this are incredibly boring and uninspiring compared to Rome.

Agreed, the ones in rome were much better.

[Ragss]

I never listened to speeches in either game. Frankly I've thought it was development time completely wasted on what could have been better AI or something equally important.

[Cadmium77]

I never listened to speeches in either game. Frankly I've thought it was development time completely wasted on what could have been better AI or something equally important.

You sure got that one right. I hated the speeches and clicked through them even though you lose some points in morale by doing so...

[Lavastein]

u lose moral points!?!?!?!?!

[ROB_88]

You sure got that one right. I hated the speeches and clicked through them even though you lose some points in morale by doing so...

are you sure about that? i just can't believe that until it is confirmed by someone else

[Cadmium77]

are you sure about that? i just can't believe that until it is confirmed by someone else

Well, you didn't so much lose points as not get the additional boost in points that listening to them would get you....

I definitely read that somewhere....where? Don't ask me where...it's one molecule of knowledge in the great flowing river or the Internet...

[Wolfcp11]

no change in morale for that...

[Valerius Maximus]

Frankly I've thought it was development time completely wasted on what could have been better AI or something equally important.

I doubt whether the guys who program ai are the same team that write or apply the speeches and sound in the game.

[Pygmalion]

When i first saw this thread i checked if i was in the wrong forum. I dont have any battle speeches at all in my M2 TW. How come?

[rastak]

I doubt whether the guys who program ai are the same team that write or apply the speeches and sound in the game.

Exactly. They add some flavor, help a small bit with immersion. I also agree with the guy who said the Rome speeches were better. Although I did laugh at the English general who said the "French were lovers not fighters, just ask any goat or sheep."

[ProudNerd]

Exactly. They add some flavor, help a small bit with immersion. I also agree with the guy who said the Rome speeches were better. Although I did laugh at the English general who said the "French were lovers not fighters, just ask any goat or sheep."

yes that one was prety dan funny but it cant compare with moon peopel and tiny manhoods etc.

"only weakings and goats fear our enemy. For very diffrent reasons."

and the owls have promised me their help in the coming flight hwo can we lose??
and we have sharper ponity things than the enemy. Oh yes much sharper..
And remember they may have the moon peoepl on their side but we have loverly hats! They will sheild us from their fearsome gaze!!
Well ride me sideways and call me princess! there sure are alot of the asre weasels too bad they are only here to escape for their shirll unfurfilled wives sicne they all have tiny little manhoods! Smaller than a flea on a cockroaches bum

etc. Pure gold.

[rastak]

yes that one was prety dan funny but it cant compare with moon peopel and tiny manhoods etc.

"only weakings and goats fear our enemy. For very diffrent reasons."

LMAO...

damn that is funny. I've been skipping them lately, I better start listening again until I've heard them all.

[ruberkaiser]

Speaking about crazy generals, anyone notice the slight overzelousness of the spanish/italian region generals?

When defeating an enemy general, you tend to get interesting voicovers along the lines of "the idiot has been beaten!"

I know, not exactly "extreme", but it seems a little harsh and childish. I loved it when i first heard it anyway.

Speaking about crazy generals, anyone notice the slight overzelousness of the spanish/italian region generals?

When defeating an enemy general, you tend to get interesting voicovers along the lines of "the idiot has been beaten!"

I know, not exactly "extreme", but it seems a little harsh and childish. I loved it when i first heard it anyway.

[ProudNerd]

Speaking about crazy generals, anyone notice the slight overzelousness of the spanish/italian region generals?

When defeating an enemy general, you tend to get interesting voicovers along the lines of "the idiot has been beaten!"

I know, not exactly "extreme", but it seems a little harsh and childish. I loved it when i first heard it anyway.

LOL yeah i was suprised too. i think its when they are killed its like "The idiot enemy geenral has gone to join his ancestors" etc

[Lionel-Richie]

I had a mad English king and his speeches were typically funny.

They start out typical and normal, but then...

"I BELIEVE WE SHOULD SEND THE PIXIES IN FIRST!"

wha?

Slurred: " 'ave you guys SEEN my wife? What a WRETCH!" *cheers from the men*

[Valiant.x]

the english general talks about his "burd" and nazis.....what a load of HAPPY BUNNIES

Censor bypass removed.

[ProudNerd]

the english general talks about his "burd" and nazis.....what a load of HAPPY BUNNIES

Censor bypass removed.

lmao happy bunnies. I have no idea what words are allowed. somebody said dick before and that was aoppantly ok What words are allowed and what arent?