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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    These are fantastic suggestions, you guys! The only thing I would add to police reforms, modern weaponry, nukes, biological warfare, zombies and mutants would have to be Cyberdyne Terminator robots going back into the distant past to kill the ancient ancestors of John Connor within our EBII time frame, just to make sure that John Connor or anyone like him can ever be born to lead the human resistance and challenge the rise of the machines and Skynet. It's a convenient excuse to add Arnold Schwarzenegger into the game anyway.
    > Installs Roma_Victrix's Judgement Day submod

    > Boots up the Makedonian campaign

    > Starting popup informs that Pyrrhos Aiakades is the ancestor of John Connor

    > Realizes that it's either unlock better buildings or preserve the future of humanity

    > Kills Pyrrhos anyways

    > Dooms humanity

    > Dynastic Administration though

    > Recruits a unit of Hypaspitai

    > Orders it to kill Areus Agiades during the siege of Sparta

    > Post-battle popup informs he's the ancestor of Kyle Reese

    > mfw

  2. #602
    Roma_Victrix's Avatar I am your sovereign now
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    Default Re: The thread for horrible suggestions

    Quote Originally Posted by Shoebopp View Post
    > Installs Roma_Victrix's Judgement Day submod

    > Boots up the Makedonian campaign

    > Starting popup informs that Pyrrhos Aiakades is the ancestor of John Connor

    > Realizes that it's either unlock better buildings or preserve the future of humanity

    > Kills Pyrrhos anyways

    > Dooms humanity

    > Dynastic Administration though

    > Recruits a unit of Hypaspitai

    > Orders it to kill Areus Agiades during the siege of Sparta

    > Post-battle popup informs he's the ancestor of Kyle Reese

    > mfw
    Targets terminated. Skynet thanks you for your service.

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    Default Re: The thread for horrible suggestions

    Following the trend of folk metal every sarmatian kid is into nowadays, I suggest giving EBII a new anthem :

    Last edited by Domaje; September 09, 2020 at 08:57 AM.

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    Carthage's election system for Rab Mahnet now uses the electoral college. Barcid, Anti-Barcid, or unaffiliated governors of each province will contribute 1 electoral vote to their candidate residing in Qart-Hadhast. Now if you don't like how politics is developing in Qart-Hadhast you can conquer all of Gaul with their sub-800 population capitals and station pro-Barcid cronies there. Good luck acquiring Barcid FMs though...

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    Yes! It's time to make Carthage Barcid again!

    Inspired by an old MT2W submod with armies of Barack Obama versus Mitt Romney clones, there should be a submod where there are two huge superpower factions on the map, one controlled by Joe Biden with every family member named Joe Biden and all the soldiers in every army looking like Joe Biden, while the opposing empire is headed by Donald Trump, with every family member named Donald Trump, and all the soldiers in every army looking like Donald Trump. They will all wield 2020 campaign signs as melee weapons and bludgeoning tools during field battles and sieges.

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    Grimmy's Avatar Ordinarius
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    The mod should be changed in all ways and details to just how *I* like it.

    This is because everyone should like exactly what I like.

    I know this is true because I'm "special".

    My mom said so.

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