This is for horrible suggestions smh.
This is for horrible suggestions smh.
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Come to think of it, doing drive-by's on Carthaginian elephants does sound fun.
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We need Donald Trump as leader of the roman legions
It will be Tremendous I tell you.
We need a separate thread for the truly horrible suggestions.
Last edited by phylosopher stoned; October 21, 2018 at 12:59 AM.
Well, everyone knows that Roman Red is a myth created by Anglo-Saxon supremacists who wanted to associate the red of the British empire with Rome. I've already begun discussions with the team on changing every bit of Roman Red to the much more well-known Roman Orange. With your new historically accurate Roman Orange and DJT as your consul, you're going to get tired of winning!We need Donald Trump as leader of the roman legions
It will be Tremendous I tell you.
"And I often say to my amazing legions, grab the barbarian women by the p*ssy!" Pro-Praector - Donaldus Small Dicus Trumpinus 469 BC
"...Et tu, Kushne?"--Donaldus Manus Maximus Trumpicus final words during his eventual assassination in the senate to his once trusted friend Jaredus Josephus Kushnercus.
Involving current politics in a forum where people of all political persuasions can commune amicably? That truly is a horrible suggestion.
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Breaking character for a moment to just chime in by saying this thread has become a barrel of laughs.
One of the unit lines for a KH hoplite should be uttered in an authentic vernacular dialect of southwestern Locris: "this mod is so ing historically accurate, I'm going to start wearing a Corinthian helmet."
Print out the EB 2 flavour text into a textbook called: The ancient World Through The Eyes Of Gamers
Completely change the scope & content of the mod to Malleus Barbarorum, a perfectly lore-accurate scholarly recreation of the Warhammer universe complete with exhaustive province & building descriptions culled from the hundreds of novels and obscure articles and supplements, penned by a sort of heavy metal album cover version of Strabo
I've recently been talking with the team about adding in a scripted event called "strange visitors" whereby Bill & Ted appear in the mod as unique ancillaries. Should add a lot of realism to the game.
well considering at the rate keanu ages, i would imagine he was alive back then, too.
So I've looked all over the map searching for the lost city of Atlantis. But just like in real history, I haven't been able to find it. So good job, EB team, on hiding it so well!
Taking Syracuse opens an event chain where you put Archimedes to work designing weapons for your army. Completing it will unlock full plate legionaries equipped with steam rifles and buzzsaw katanas. Suggested stats: 15 att, 28 chg, ap, 36 def, 20 missile, 2 hps. And I'm not even talking about the cataphract and elephant versions that follow.