That would have to mean that the 2nd free faction slot goes to a bunch of dudes who wear black all the time and know nothing. Goths!
That would have to mean that the 2nd free faction slot goes to a bunch of dudes who wear black all the time and know nothing. Goths!
Why not take it one step further and give the slot to another bunch of dudes who wear black all the time, know nothing, AND constantly contemplating on suicide. Emos
Ehh it wouldn't work. All the surviving FMs would realise it was just a phase and join other factions.
Emos are lame and even more feminine than 80s hair metal. Speaking of which, the 80s heavy metal band Racer X has reuinited since their breakup in 2002 in order to compose the new soundtrack for Europa Barbarorum II! That means every song, from the main menu shredding guitar solo to the campaign map and battle map, will be nothing but pure Racer X riffing, speed picking, and bodacious gnarly awesomeness with big hair.
How do you play a guitar while holding a shield at the same time?
I've got ya on this one, Victrix
An I'm still no good at posting videos, it seems: here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4e8vDHDcBs
A military reform has to be initiated. You have to phone Satan and ask for Contract № 655-11. I'm handling the paperwork. In exchange for your immortal soul and a few goats and chickens, your troops have increased morale because of all the groupies and cocaine, and are able to perform amazing feats of Rock, including one handed riffs and solos.
Excellent! I knew you'd pull through! Checkmate. Take that, Quintus. Ball's in your court, now, homie.
Damn, dude! You were talented back in 1973. Geez. You're older than my dad yet you can still rock? Awesome. We'll set you up in the EB II recording studios this week. Let's do lunch! I know an excellent Tex-Mex place. We'll talk it over. Here's my card:
Ahhh! The music part of this discussion has begun!
Here's the theme music for a particular brand o' barbarian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb2CIQuWVUg
This'ns for when a city fails its happiness check.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9chF9gYZqI
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This here one's for when your fav general gets too old to go out to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zQwsAn_nMc
Nice ones, Grimmy! I'd suggest this one should play while you're ending turns, because you have to wait so long for it to end and for each faction to finish what they're doing:
Verily, the sky is the limit and the possibilities are endless in terms of music modding. Theoretically, you could add anything. Even this.
Strange that the team forgot to add this masterpiece in the mod.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j6nyEcIk98
Celtic faction needs druids with beast mode.
Jatte lambastes Calico Rat
Bear, owl and cat form!
And then they can all assemble together as one mighty animal body, like Transformers, or even Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
Lol. When you form a Megazord with your Power Rangers, only enemy ballista and catapult siege artillery should be able to stop them. And the mobilization music should be prefaced with a loud quote: "alright gang! Let's show these creeps who's boss!"
Last edited by Roma_Victrix; June 01, 2016 at 04:21 AM.
I think all those funny names of characters should be changed to proper ones like Bob and Jim and Steve. That would make following your family tree so much easier.
Could you guys extend the campaign a few turns to the gunpowder era? Please?