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    A Celtic version of the Thureophoroi and Thorakitai.

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    Nonsense! We need a Hellenistic Greek version of the Celtic Arkoi elite swordsmen if anything and on top of that a Germanic Sweboz version of the Pontic Bodyguard unit.

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    Hey guys, Pater Graefus here. I am L.O.L-ing (Laughing Out Loud) out loud at the joke I made. You see, a Celtic version of the Tureophoroi or Thorakitai would be completely pointless, as the thureos shield and mailed shirt (thorakitai) are already part of the Celitc panoply, which the Gr*ekoid frauds copied, just like they copied Roman architecture and philosophy. Anyway, this is also the apropriate place, as it would be a terrible suggestion indeed! Very epic guys, and keep having safe fun! And furthermore, DELENDA EST GRAECIA.

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    [Pater Graefus slowly turns to camera and speaks one word to the Greek ambassador from the Achaean League]: "ROADHOUSE."

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    Michael Bloomberg should be made president of EBII, but without a formal election, more like a coronation where you don't get to choose otherwise.

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    That's it, the worst EB2 suggestion possible. We can close the thread now.
    ORANGE MAN BAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaytaninc View Post
    That's it, the worst EB2 suggestion possible. We can close the thread now.
    EBII's newly anointed God Emperor and Supreme Generalissimo Michael Bloomberg to you, Bernie Sanders, Pete Buttigieg and yes even Donald Trump:


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    There is a huge units submod, but why isn't there a huge officer and huge family member/general mod? Where the officers/standard bearers and leading generals are not only numerous but massive and six feet (2 meters) taller than the other soldiers who aren't getting as much protein in their diet.

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    Incendiary Elephants.

    Set them on fire, and watch them trample everything.
    Cause terror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_TotalWar View Post
    Incendiary Elephants.

    Set them on fire, and watch them trample everything.
    Cause terror.
    Prone to exploding randomly due to large amount of methane produced by their digestive tract.

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    A new tier for the Druid trait line, just straight up called "necromancer".

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    Quote Originally Posted by RodriguesSting View Post
    A new tier for the Druid trait line, just straight up called "necromancer".
    Ah, yes, source of the infamous celto-necrotic warriors.

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    This game is a complete embarrassment if it fails to deliver us the authentic realism of the time period with exploding elephants and Druids using sorcery to raise fallen Celtic warriors from the dead to fight once more in an undying, reanimated state.

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