RP Puberty Discussion

[Pericles of Athens]

Is it just me or are the Strong bastards painfully incompetent? I know they weren't the most competent in the war, but don't have twelve year olds talk about the functionality of their [redacted] when asking an LP for his daughter's hand.

[Trot]

Is it just me or are the Strong bastards painfully incompetent? I know they weren't the most competent in the war, but don't have twelve year olds talk about the functionality of their crotch when asking an LP for his daughter's hand.

That was hilariously painful to read though.

[Velasco]

Is it just me or are the Strong bastards painfully incompetent? I know they weren't the most competent in the war, but don't have twelve year olds talk about the functionality of their crotch when asking an LP for his daughter's hand.

Eh, a 12 year old can marry and consummate, especially in a medieval setting.

And Jace hasn't realy been incompetent, folks are the ones picking arguments with him over nothing.

[The Mad Skylord]

Is it just me or are the Strong bastards painfully incompetent? I know they weren't the most competent in the war, but don't have twelve year olds talk about the functionality of their crotch when asking an LP for his daughter's hand.

It is technically possible for him to have a working [redacted] at 12. Just incredibly unlikely. I have a feeling Baratheon will be aiding the GREENS though...

[Trot]

It is technically possible for him to have a working manhood at 12. Just incredibly unlikely. I have a feeling Baratheon will be aiding the GREENS though...

If the blacks continue to be incompetent diplomatically they might lose everything. Has no one been sent to Tyrell?

[ficenzi]

Jokern is already set on supporting the Greens, before I came. Now we're just ing each other.

[Velasco]

It is technically possible for him to have a working manhood at 12. Just incredibly unlikely. I have a feeling Baratheon will be aiding the GREENS though...

Hardly unlikely. Puberty can hit at 10-11 often enough.

If the blacks continue to be incompetent diplomatically they might lose everything. Has no one been sent to Tyrell?

Could you just let it play out, we want to do things slowly and RP them in proper order

[Jokern]

Jokern is already set on supporting the Greens, before I came. Now we're just ing each other.

That is not true at all. My Lord Baratheon would've gone either black or green depending on the offer, but you ed it up by describing your [redacted] . Just because Baratheon in the lore went green didn't mean that I would strictly follow the same path. But now I will.

[Velasco]

That is not true at all. My Lord Baratheon would've gone either black or green depending on the offer, but you ed it up by describing your twelve year old's manhood. Just because Baratheon in the lore went green didn't mean that I would strictly follow the same path. But now I will.

Baratheon could just as easily have said "Splendid then, wed my daughter at once." His reaction seems pre-set from the get-go tbh. Teenage marriages are not a thing of horror in a medieval setting, and offending a young prince's capability to consummate would get that sort of reaction.

[Gandalfus]

Baratheon could just as easily have said "Splendid then, wed my daughter at once." His reaction seems pre-set from the get-go tbh. Teenage marriages are not a thing of horror in a medieval setting, and offending a young prince's capability to consummate would get that sort of reaction.

But Jokern's character, played by Jokern, who's decisions are made by Jokern, decided otherwise.

[Jokern]

Baratheon could just as easily have said "Splendid then, wed my daughter at once." His reaction seems pre-set from the get-go tbh. Teenage marriages are not a thing of horror in a medieval setting, and offending a young prince's capability to consummate would get that sort of reaction.

There are still customs in Westeros, and a man is not a man until he turns sixteen, so Joffrey is still a child. However, a betrothal would've been possible, but talking about his [redacted] in front of his potential future father-in-law crossed a line. That's all I'm gonna say about my IC actions.

[Velasco]

There are still customs in Westeros, and a man is not a man until he turns sixteen, so Joffrey is still a child. However, a betrothal would've been possible, but talking about his [redacted] in front of his potential future father-in-law crossed a line. That's all I'm gonna say about my IC actions.

Daemon Blackfyre married at 14, we have precendents in canon of folks marrying at birth. Joffrey being accused of being unable to do the act would have a right to defend himself (even if he wasn't as eloquent as one might wish).

[Pericles of Athens]

Also warning to the Blacks, don't come North and insult the Starks or act all high & mighty or any of that nonsense. They're under no obligation to support the Queen's claim and that's how they'll be RPed, despite the current shift toward Green supporting.

[The Mad Skylord]

NowNow I am definitely going to push for an alliance with Dorne.

P.S. This was why I wrote all the battle plans in the Rising of the Boar, last game. I was afraid ficenzi would the [redacted] formation and everything up!

[The Mad Skylord]

I'mI'm okay with that decision. Talking about your [redacted] in front of your girlfriend's dad would probably get you killed. In fact, it probably is going to get ficenzi killed.

[Pontifex Maximus]

Hell, in the middle ages and renaissance it wasn't unheard of for people to witness consummation.

[Honors Bastion]

Hell, in the middle ages and renaissance it wasn't unheard of for people to witness consummation.

You don't even know Ponti: http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Bedding