What if, instead of with their swords and axes and whatnot, units use torches and physically hit the gate with them, maybe doing the same with watchtowers and the like, instead of the... you know...
*unit stares really hard*....... *tower crumbles*
It isn't quite the ridiculousness of tossing torches at a gate to destroy it, nor is it as equally ridiculous as using swords and axes and spear to destroy reinforced gates. This makes less sense then using fire to destroy gates honestly. It's a middle ground, you aren't just throwing a torch from range, but physically setting it on fire. The best of the worst of both worlds, I guess you could say. ( possible hilarious side effects with boiling oil would be most appropriate )
Honestly though, if you didn't bring enough rams, siege equipment, or whatever to get into the city, short of the occupants opening the gates and just blindly letting you walk in, you are not getting into the city. Sorry. Better luck next time, maybe,I don't know I'm just takin' a shot in the dark, come better preparedinstead of rushing the fortified settlement with all your units at once like some organized lemming rebellion, launching your bodies into the gate itself going "derp thisll tots work dudz loL." Although to give the AI credit though, in reality it would probably have better sentence structure and it's grammar and spelling would be adequate if not immaculate, but I digress.
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