Writing Exercise: Hyrulean slurs

[TheHylianJuggalo]

So, I just posted in the RP a few minutes ago, and came up with an insult for a Lizalfos character, 'scale-foot'. Immediately, I got to thinking, since Hyrule in this lore is a land of xenophobic bigots, there is no doubt a fair bit of racial tension. I am not one to promote racism in any fashion, but I feel that having made up racial slurs (in the RP at least) can help spice up the flavor for character interactions, especially those that hold a grudge.

So here's what I propose - we play a brainstorming game, and see if we can come up with at least three to five racial slurs for every race/faction in the HTW universe.

Grab some popcorn and let your inhibitions go.

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[Brihentin13]

Not really slurs, per se, but I do have a few themed curses and such.

"Son of a Blin!"

"Farore's tits!"

The Hylians tend to keep the Ordonians poorly, so Onirix calls them "knife-ears". It's a bit lazy to steal elf slurs, but then again, I'm insane, so make what you will of that.

Call Gerudos "sand sluts"?

The only Zora ideas I have are too graphic to post on a forum that isnt 4chan.

I guess the Dekus are "nuts", hardy har har.

It probably says something unfortunate about my personality that I jumped onto this so enthusiastically.

[TheHylianJuggalo]

Farore's tits.

IM ING DYING OVER HERE

It probably says something unfortunate about my personality that I jumped onto this so enthusiastically.

No, it just means you think like me!

(In hindsight, that probably means you're fast-tracked for Hell xD)

As I said, let go of your inhibitions. This Hyrule is a filthy place. Let it all out here, you're safe. Think of the worst of the worst you can. Seriously though, PM me those Zora ones.

[Overmind5000]

I have some Goron slur attempts. Not exactly the most colorful or mature, but it's something.

"Lead-head", "Ash-eyes", "polished", "Eat Quartz and die.", "Geode-for-brains"

[Brihentin13]

I withold the Zora ones just cus I dont want to get kicked off of the forums lol. They'll probably break some rule in the site terms of service. I'll totally pm them later though.

Are inebriated Gorons "stoned"? nyuck nyuck nyuck

[Eldren]

1) To quote a name from Neph.
"Don't touch that Yucca Scrub!"
.
"You don't know were it's been."
(Now Yucca Scrub can be used for the new Deku Tribes Faction. )

2) For the Darknuts, We will use a classic.
"Rusting Tin Cans"
.

3) For the Wizzrobes or any magic unit in general.
"Wind Bags"
.

4) For Some thing use with Gohma.
"Spider Bate"
.

5) Not really an insult for Lanayru Province, But...
"Romeo And Juleat."
.
Ok. Now for one. "You Fish Lover."

[Mister Scarecrow]

Stalfos/Ikanian: Gutless/brainless (punpunpunpun~~~), spawn of Termina
Ordonian: horse-lover (also apply to the Gerudo)
Gerudo: slave of the dogs
Darknut: dog/cur
Universal: Majora be damned (yes, I stole this.), there is a special place in Termina for you, servant of the three whores

I'll probably come up with more real soon

[tedster1995]

Well for the gerudo it has to be dust hoes
hylians well the goddesses
Moblins obviously pig shaggers

[VictorAYorke]

I can see Zora being referred to as various breeds of fish. Less intelligent individuals would just say 'fish' (happened in the RP's arcs 2-3 methinks), but concentrating on a particular species may have more comic potential (at least, comic for the speaker).
"Oi you, Halibut!"

Moblins: Pigs, obviously. Variations such as Bacon are available.

Given that the Darknut have vassalised the Gerudo in the RP, being able to use 'b**ches' seems too good to be true. Then again TWC may not take too kindly to its use.
Meanwhile, Hylians tried coming up with a racial slur for Gerudo on their own, but they eventually decided there was nothing more insulting than 'Gerudo'....

Kokiri: Kids (or depending on region of origin, Babbies / Bairns)

Darknut: Teapots, or maybe Kettles. Given their weapon choices, using the Agincourt Salute will either be offensive (guess what, i can kill you with these!) or have no effect whatsoever (yeah, so you fight like a coward, so what?). Probably best to use a "nyuuuuuuuuuh!" sound as well, to drive the point home.

Wizzrobe: Budgies.

[Brihentin13]

Wizzrobes: Magical Pigeons

"Why don't you go poop on a statue, bird-brain!"

A classic from Devil May Cry 1: "Flock off, feather-face!"

[Gebilde]

I only can think of bad jokes
What do call a darknut with a heatstroke?
A Hotdog.
Why do Ordonians sleep with their Sisters?
Because the Goat are to fast for them.

[UndyingNephalim]

A Hylian member of Lanayru Province
*explicit*

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Fish Fers

[Dirty Chai]

When a Hylian (or otherwise human) enters Kakariko:
"I feel the pull on my gene pool..."

[VictorAYorke]

When a Hylian (or otherwise human) enters Kakariko:
"I feel the pull on my gene pool..."

"You're Sheikah?" [holds up hand] "gimme six!"

[Mister Scarecrow]

Just a speculation, but wont the sheikah have a hell lot of cousin marriage? *insert incestuous insult here*

[Dirty Chai]

That was the joke

"Pull on the gene pool" suggests that the local gene pool is "crying out for outsiders."

[VictorAYorke]

That was the joke

"Pull on the gene pool" suggests that the local gene pool is "crying out for outsiders."

well, maybe more of a gene puddle...

Any ideas on how we should approach Hylians? Other than the 'bigot' and 'Goddesses' lapdogs' I'm not sure what's an easy target about them.

other than, "how does a Hylian screw in a lightbulb?"

[Dirty Chai]

"Hooded midgets" for Subrosians

[Eldren]

1) For Labrynna Regime.
"grease monkeys"

2) For The Rito Clans.
"Feather Brains"
"Son of a Cucco"

3) For Fairies of Tarm.
For small Fairies.
"Hay Look! A Bug!"
For Large Fairies.
"Strippers and a Light Show"

4) For the Ocean Blins.
"Sea Rats" and "dodo bird"

5) For Tokay.
"Fodder" "Meat Shields"

6) For Zora Women in general.
"Recreational fishing"


7) For River Zora.
"Rough fish slut"

8) For Lizalfos.
"Snake" And "Forked tongue She devils".

[Brihentin13]

TALOS PRESERVE ME, THAT'S BRILLIANT

Well, Onirix officially HAS to move the Great Sea thread eventually. He'll panic when he meets the Rito because he'll think they're demon cuckoo spawn.