Surviving Police Encounters!

**VALIS** · November 08, 2006, 08:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NmC5wHfCdM

A little too cheesy, but overall the information seems very good. Worth watching.

**Erik** · November 08, 2006, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by The DUKE

A little too cheesy

A little?

**VALIS** · November 08, 2006, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Erik

A little?

less chessy than the stuff i've seen on dutch tv

**Erik** · November 08, 2006, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by The DUKE

less chessy than the stuff i've seen on dutch tv

What's this?

Are you going for the TWC cheesiest post award?

**VALIS** · November 08, 2006, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by Erik

What's this?

Are you going for the TWC cheesiest post award?

oh i could go a whole lot cheasier!

How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.

What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
Spa-ghetti.

Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.

How does the queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.

What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.

When is a school paper not a school paper?
When it's turned into the teacher.

What do flies wear on their feet?
Shoos.

What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.

What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste.

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

What do you say when a dog runs away?
Dog-gone!

is that cheesy enough for you?

**Fianóglach** · November 08, 2006, 09:51 PM

Wow, that great now Darryl and his dumbass friends can go on happily breaking the law, smelling like Bob Marleys Ass. Maybe Darryl will get high later and drive home and kill an innocent person. THANKS BUSTED!

**VALIS** · November 08, 2006, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Fianóglach

Wow, that great now Darryl and his dumbass friends can go on happily breaking the law, smelling like Bob Marleys Ass. Maybe Darryl will get high later and drive home and kill an innocent person. THANKS BUSTED!

i laughed when that part was said,but video does seem to condone drug use and law breaking :hmmm:

still pretty funny though.

**Fenris** · November 08, 2006, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Fianóglach

Wow, that great now Darryl and his dumbass friends can go on happily breaking the law,
smelling like Bob Marleys Ass.

And the world is happier because they enjoy themselves without hurting anyone!

Maybe Darryl will get high later and drive home and kill an innocent person. THANKS BUSTED!

Oh yeah, because they were in possession of marijuana! And even if you smoke some, it doesn't affect your driving! THANKS BUSTED! You've made the world a happier place.