Movie Quotes

Post some of your favorite movie quotes here...

To begin with, some quotes from Eurotrip:

"Paris is virtually a suburb of Berlin. That's why France and Germany have always been allies." - Cooper

Airport Lady: "Sorry we have no deliveries for Berlin, the closest we have is London."
Cooper: "That's okay. Europe is pratically the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin."
Scotty: "England is an island."
Cooper: "Okay swim."

"Europe is my favorite country." - Cooper

Ah, the immortal movie quotes. =) I'll just put down few that came up right now:

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." -No need to say from which movie

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" -Dirty Harry

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."- Once upon a time in the West

"Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse." -Braveheart

Antoninus: "Are you afraid to die, Spartacus?"
Spartacus: "No more than I was to be born."
-Spartacus

Also, I could quote almost every single sentence from Monty Python, but that would be a waste of time..

Brian: "Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"
Reg: ***** off! We're the People's Front of Judea"
-Life of Brian

Some of my favorites:

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and I would use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!" - Ace Ventura

"I'll never let go...." - Girl from Titanic right before she let go of Leonardo Dicaprio

"No....." - Neo from the Matirx(he says this many times)

"gruhhhlegelglegleglhehhhh" - Chewbacca

Some Star Wars quotes by the series' true hero, Emperor Palpatine.

"If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects. Not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to be a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force."
-Chancellor Palpatine, attempting to inform Anakin of the truth.

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. But I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger! In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society! An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body, and a sovereign ruler chosen for life! An Empire ruled by the majority … ruled by a new constitution!"
-His Imperial Majesty, Palpatine I, Galactic Emperor, on the proclamation of the Galactic Empire.

"Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order Sixty-Six."
-Palpatine, ordering the destruction of the traitorous Jedi.

Commander Cody

Was there really a clone commander named Cody?

Yes. Clone Commander CC-2224, nicknamed "Cody". A minor character in the movies, but important in terms of the longer plot.
Wiki entry he has:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...Commander_Cody

"Our lives are in your hands and you've got butterfingers?" Jurassic Park

"Freakin idiot!"
"She doesn't know anything."
"Ever take it off any sweet jumps?" Napolean Dynamite

"Reahihilly."
"Alrighhty then." Ace Venture Pet Detective

I am tired so that is all I can think of right now. I will put more later.

I'll add to the list later.

Braveheart

Robert the Bruce: "You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me."

William Wallace: "Oh, it's fine Scottish weather, madam. The rain is falling straight down and slightly to the side like."

Stephen: "Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island. Except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity."

English Commander: "Beg your pardon sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"

The Last Samurai

Algren: "He was a murderer who fell in love with his own legend. And his troopers died for it."

Algren: "My thanks, on behalf of those who died in the name of better mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities."

Zebulon Gant: "No disrespect intended, sir, but shove it up your ass."

Zebulon Gant: [shouting loudly] "Right, you little bastards! You will stand up straight or I will personally **** kick every far eastern buttock that appear before me eyes!"
Algren: "Well done, sergeant."
Zebulon Gant: "When you understand the language, sir, everything falls into place."

Simon Graham: "They say Japan was made by a sword. They say the old gods dipped a coral blade into the ocean, and when they pulled it out four perfect drops fell back into the sea, and those drops became the islands of Japan. I say, Japan was made by a handful of brave men. Warriors, willing to give their lives for what seems to have become a forgotten word: honor."

Katsumoto: "I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways have joined the new."

Eric: After school I spent some time in Algeria studying African philosophy. And then I bummed around. You know. For fun. For a while I worked at Le Figaro. The newspaper.

Zed: Really?

Eric: Yes. With an assumed Masters degree. And lately we have just been bombing fascists here in Paris. You know, like terrorists.

- Killing Zoe - What makes that line great is how nonchalant Eric is as he's saying it heh.

I have tons more but it's very late/early, I might post more tomorrow.

-.No more shining,I dont shine shoes no more Billy,maybe they didnt tell you that cuz you ve been gone for too long.

-You were already a beast wolverine.I just give you the claws.

-You dont really know well a person,until you fight him.

-First rule of fight club is you dont talk about fight club,second rule of fight club is you dont talk about fight club.Third rule of fight club is this the first time here.You ve got to fight.

Not a single V For Vendetta quote? My word. Let's get to it shall we, with a... vengeance?


V: ...The building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, blowing up a building can change the world.


V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

However my favourite quote is a little long for this; it is the story of Valerie. Look here for it. And its the most emotionally charged piece of either comic or film, by far; brought me pretty close to tears, in fact it brought me to tears. Just... read it.

Office Space:

-Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

-Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

-Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

-Peter Gibbons: Boy, I'll tell ya, some days... One of these days it's just gonna be like...
[He mimics the sound of a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, walks up and does the same and laughs]
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?
Peter Gibbons: Just coffee.
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

The Squid and the Whale:

-Bernard Berkman: How do you know they were both Frank's?
Ms. Lemon: Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are :wub: and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
Bernard Berkman: Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.
Joan Berkman: Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?
Bernard Berkman: I'm not going to answer that.


-Bernard Berkman: Joan, let me ask you something. All that work I did at the end of our marriage, making dinners, cleaning up, being more attentive. It never was going to make a difference, was it? You were leaving no matter what...
Joan Berkman: You never made a dinner.
Bernard Berkman: I made burgers that time you had pneumonia.

A lot of the good lines from that movie are missing from imdb, though.

Lord of War:

-Andre Baptiste Sr.: Welcome to Democracy!
Yuri Orlov: Democracy? What have you been drinking Andy?
Andre Baptiste Sr.: Heh, you have not seen the news. You know, they accuse me of rigging elections. But after this -
[holds up a newspaper with the headline "U.S. Supreme Court Reverses Recount Ruling"]
Andre Baptiste Sr.: - with your Florida and your Supreme Court of Kangaroos, now, the U.S. will shut up forever!
[laughs]

The Chumscrubber:

-Dr. Bill Stiffle: Mrs. Johnson suspects that Troy might have been selling drugs to some other kids at school.
Dean Stiffle: Yeah?
Dr. Bill Stiffle: How do you feel about that?
Dean Stiffle: I feel that it must have been unfulfilling for him.
Dr. Bill Stiffle: That's very interesting. Why do you say that?
Dean Stiffle: Because he killed himself.

-Crystal Falls: [after Crystal's friends have mocked Troy's death to humiliate Dean] Look, I just wanted to apologize for what happened back there.
Dean Stiffle: Why? Did you do it?
Crystal Falls: No, but my friends did.
Dean Stiffle: Some pretty nice friends you got there.
Crystal Falls: What are you saying? It's better to have no friends at all?
Dean Stiffle: Actually, yes.

South Park:

-Cartman: Don't call me fat, you ****ing Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school, you ****ing fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "****" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: ****!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****-****ety-****-****-****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy ****, dude.


More later . . .

"I'm still not sure what happened...with all that dodgy business back in the jungle. But I'm plagued by the dreams."

-Putman from Club Dread.

Any statement by Cartman containing the words "my balls" is a favorable movie/television quote.

Fine quotes, Squeakus. I may have found a worthy passage to memorize. That is, if my tongue isn't twisted by the second sentence...(After all, not many plebs know, let alone recognize the words that follow "to be or not to be").

My contribution.

Dune (2000) :

"Without the spice, the Navigators will become blind. The Bene Gesserit will lose all powers, and all commerce between the Great Houses will cease. Civilization will end.

*If I am not obeyed, the spice will not flow."

"All those memories will be lost like tears in rain."

Blade Runner.

Greatest speech ever which always makes hairs stand up on my neck is from Seven Samurai (one of my favourite films).

The scene-

As the other samurai are making plans, Kikuchiyo comes in with a great cache of spears, armor, and other war gear that the farmers had hidden away. The company falls silent in outrage, for they know these were taken from samurai on the run. The tension becomes too much for Kikuchiyo, who tears away all pretence in a sort of fit that captures the total attention of everyone present

What do you think farmers are? Saints? They are the most cunning and untrustworthy animals on earth. . . . They are full of lies. When they smell a battle they make themselves bamboo spears. And then they hunt. But they hunt the wounded and the defeated. Farmers are miserly, craven, mean, stupid, murderous! You make me laugh so hard I'm crying. But then—who made animals out of them? You! You did—you samurai! All of you damned samurai! And each time you fight you burn villages, you destroy the fields, you rape the women and enslave the men. And you kill them when they resist. You hear me—you damned samurai!

Kambei, the leader, replies- 'You're a Farmers son, aren't you?'

"Everything is going as I have foreseen."
-His Imperial Majesty, Palpatine I, Galactic Emperor.

It's just so ****ing ominous, it's awesome.

From "Cool Hand Luke":

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men".

May teh force be with you...
-hundreds of thousands of Jedi through the ages...

[Death arrives at the knight's castle.]

Block: Out of the darkness we call to thee, O Lord! Oh, God, have mercy on us! We are small and afraid and without knowledge!

Jöns: In the darkness where you say you are, there is none to listen to your lament. You are reflected in your own indifference.

Block: God, you who are somewhere, who must be somewhere, have mercy on us!

Jöns: I could have purged your worries about eternity, but now it's too late. But feel, to the very end, the triumph of being alive!

Karin: Quiet,quiet!

Jöns: Yes, but under protest.

[Jöns's housekeeping girl approaches Death, kneels, and smiles up at him.]

Girl: It is finished.

The Seventh Seal.
The underlinings are mine.