Your Most Memorable Game Quotes

[Darkragnar]

What are your most memorable game quotes?
as for me There are a couple that have stuck around in my head.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble-gum. And I'm all outta gum. - Duke Nukem

I'm gonna rip off your head and sh!t down your neck-Duke Nukem

I don't know about angels but it's fear that gives men wings.- Max Payne 1

Die, ****** - UT2004

How may I be of assistance, Meatbag? ...... I mean - master. -KoTR

I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!- BG2

Evil beware! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a HAMSTER -BG2
Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard-to-reach places-BG2

[Scarlett Letterman]

one two three FOURRRRRRRRRR! - Wario in Mario Golf

I'ma gonna win - wario in mario kart

Show em your moves - captain falcon in smash bros


Max Payne had some fantastic dialogue (maybe the best ever) but ill be damned if i can remember any. Mario quotes are most memorable for me. Also nba and nfl street had some, cant remember any though. bah

[Big War Bird]

"FINISH HIM!" and "Fatality." - Mortal Kombat

[Angmar_nite]

u got pwned n00B!!!11ONE! Any popular online game

[Kushan]

"For the Horde!" World of Warcraft

"My life for Aiur" Starcraft

Kushan

[Markas]

'And now ya DIIIIEEEE!'- Korgan, BG2

'Boo says; whaaaaaat?'- Minsc, BG2

'Set Sail'- Captain, Warcraft II

'Da Bu'- Orc Peon, Warcraft II

'My Looorrrd'- Footman, Warcraft II

'Silence the discord!!!!'- Mutant, System shock II

'You cannot defeat me!!!!!'- Jerec, Jedi Knight.

'Where is your peasant general now?'- Duke of Bedford, Age of Kings.

'Ha-Du-Ken'- Ken/Ryu, Streetfighter II

'An open mind is like a Fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded'- Space Marine, Warhammer40k: Dawn of war.

'Hello Garrett...'- Father Karras, Thief II.

'However... I am not the Arch-Angel Tyrael'- Baal, Diablo II.

[Chuffy]

u got pwned n00B!!!11ONE! Any popular online game

Except nobody actually says that.

[Slaxx Hatmen]

"I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother?" and "I'm selling these fine leather jackets!" :Secret of Monkey Island.

"Sit down, for I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard."rince of Persia The Sands of Time.

"What? You don't think my ships will make it back to Atlantis?-Arkantos*CRACK-SPLASH*"......No."-Ajax":Age of Mythology.

[lila-laune-bär]

- I spy with my little eye... something beginning with... G.
- Gun!
- No.
- I saw you spying at it!
- It was ...ehm... Jeep!
- Jeep doesn't start with G, meathead.
- I meant... grass, yeah grass.
- Man, you even cheat at child games.

Kozlowski & Fowley, Operation Flashpoint

[drxchaos]

WoW/WC3
Zug Zug
What you want?
Quit poking me!
Dont you have something better to do?

[Armfelt]

KOTOR 2:
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Kreia: How could you ever hope to know the threat you face, when you have never walked in the dark places of the galaxy - faced war and death on such a scale. If you had traveled far enough, rather than waiting for the echo to reach you, perhaps you would have seen it for what it was. There is a place in the galaxy where the dark side of the Force runs strong. It is something of the Sith, but it was fueled by war.

It corrupts all that walks on its surface, drowns them in the power of the dark side - it corrupts all life. And it feeds on death. Revan knew of such places...and the power in making them. They can be used to break the will of others...of Jedi, promising them power, and turing them to the darkside.

Did you ever wonder how Revan corrupted so many of the Jedi, so much of the Republic, so quickly? The Mandalorian Wars were a series of massacres that masked another war, a war of conversion. Culminating a final atrocity that no Jedi could walk from...save one. And that is what I sought to understand.

How one could turn away from such power, give up the Force, and still live. But I understand what happened now. It is because you were afraid."
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"Borna Lys: My father had a expression he would use: You can shave a Wookiee several times, but you can only skin it once.
Exile: That's disgusting.
Borna Lys: Yes, but it's true"
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"Exile: [Force Persuade] Give me all your credits and jump into the central pit."
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"Exile: But I always knew war. That's what you'll need me for"
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HK-47: "Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples. Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!" Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behaviour core and pull the trigger."
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HK-47 Statement: "I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents"
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Kreia: "Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you."
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Kreia: "Never doubt what you have done. All your decisions have brought you to this point."
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"But perhaps now, they will see the truth at last. [..] She has brought truth, and you condemn it? The arrogance! You will not harm her. You will not harm her ever again. As you would pass judgement of her, I have come to pass judgement on you all."
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Atton: "Are you an angel? Ah forget it, that's the worst pickup line I've ever used, hope some poor kid doesn't start using it."
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The Disciple: "Apathy is death."
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Exile: you don't need to call me master.
HK47: Statement: Oh, i am aware of that, master. I simply use it to give you the illusion of control and obedience. Humans often need such comfort till the end comes.
Exile: What do you mean, "The End"?
HK47: Consolation: Master, everyone dies eventually, and not all of them by my hand. Even droids die when not routinely maintained, sadly enough.
Exile: But until you do, you answer to me.
HK47: Statement: Of course i do, master. Till the end.
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HK-47: "Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... master. Oh, how I hate that term."
Exile: "What term? Meatbag?"
HK-47: "Answer: No, Master. Ah, I said it again!"
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Exile: The Sith will come here. I'd like to help you plan the defence of Telos.
Atris: Your help is not required. Let them come. If they face a true Jedi, they will fail.
Exile: I find your grasp of strategy to be... questionable.
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Atton: Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.
Bao-dur: I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters.
Atton: Ah. Well, that would explain it. Which one do you want?
Bao-dur: I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.
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[Darkragnar]

KOTOR 2:

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HK-47: "Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me cite some specific examples. Mockery: "Oh, master, I do not trust you! I cannot trust you or anyone ever again!" Mockery: "Oh, master, I love you but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" Conclusion: Such pheromone-driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behaviour core and pull the trigger."
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HK-47 Statement: "I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents"

Exile: you don't need to call me master.
HK47: Statement: Oh, i am aware of that, master. I simply use it to give you the illusion of control and obedience. Humans often need such comfort till the end comes.
Exile: What do you mean, "The End"?
HK47: Consolation: Master, everyone dies eventually, and not all of them by my hand. Even droids die when not routinely maintained, sadly enough.
Exile: But until you do, you answer to me.
HK47: Statement: Of course i do, master. Till the end.
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HK-47: "Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... master. Oh, how I hate that term."
Exile: "What term? Meatbag?"
HK-47: "Answer: No, Master. Ah, I said it again!"

Atton: Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.
Bao-dur: I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters.
Atton: Ah. Well, that would explain it. Which one do you want?
Bao-dur: I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.
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Qft
Lol Almost all of what Hk-47 is memorable , it was just the way he said things.

[awisler]

when the cop looking security guards in the original doom would scream "Im leaving!" when you killed them.

also, rogue spear, "Tango Down."

[Sammur-amat]

Scarface "[insert Tony Montana's quote taken from the movie]"

[spirit_of_rob]

from Civ City Rome

"Pizza?, that will never catch on"

Mortal Kombat

Finish Him/Her


Knights of the Old Republic Series

Most of what HK says

Evil Dead Regeneration/ Army of Darkness movie

"This is my Boomstick!"

[Lusted]

Ah Hk-47, what an absolute legendary character. I loved it on KOTOr when you went to see the sand people and he said something like:

"He says he will take us to his chief. But may i recommend we open fire at once and kill these meatbags?"

[Gavmundo]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum"
Duke Nukem .... although I think this was originally a quote from a Stephen King Short story - The moving finger.

[Cluny the Scourge]

It's an adaptation of Roddie Piper's line in 'They Live', who said it the other way around - bubblegum first.

[Markas]

^Taken from the short story 'Eight O'clock in the morning' I believe.

And some more-

'UUUGGGHHH'- Zombie, BG

'UUUGGGHHH'- Zombie, BG2

'UUUGGGHHH'- Zombie, Icewind Dale

'UUUGGGHHH'- Zombie, Dark Omen

'UUUGGGHHH'- Zombie, Neverwinter nights

'UUUGGGHHH'- Zombie, Oblivion

'The square if the Hypotenuse equals the sum of the square on the other to sides...I mean UUUGGGHHH'- Zombie, Thief

[Gavmundo]

It's an adaptation of Roddie Piper's line in 'They Live', who said it the other way around - bubblegum first.

Yea was something like that in They live but think its King quote originally.