Humorous Moments in DeI

[Fozzie]

Hi guys,

I'm not sure if any threads like this have been made for DeI, so I thought I'd start one. Post here any particularly funny moments you've experienced in DeI. They can be anything, including glitches, bugs, etc.

I'll start with this small plot of unclaimed land:

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Which corresponds roughly to this area:

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This land will henceforth be known as Petoria.

[m_1512]

No, there hasn't been a thread about this yet. However, there will need to be some rules.

1. Jokes and memes on bugs, patches, or even other things in the mod are allowed.
2. No comments on TWC members, which also includes CA.
3. No Obscene content.

And that's all, carry on.

[Scythion]

I guess I will upload some videos and screenshots.

[Petrucci]

Household rinking companion +8% morale for all units +8% when defending
Description: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we puke!

[LoneWolf_Sam]

The moment when one of my armies gets stuck inside Antioch when exchanging units with the garrison.

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[Petrucci]

Trait: Likes women
effect: Bread and Game Edict + 2 growth per turn , local province
Description: Who doesn't? Those funny Greeks ,maybe. How very.... civilized of them.

[Litharion]

Carthage

http://i.imgur.com/zQnYnyA.jpg

[Don_Diego]

Funny conversation when listening in on my celtic auxiliaries:

" They say, what you do in life, echos in eternity..."
"Bloody Romans! Full of it!"

[Petrucci]

haH bunch of Kurt Russells

[m_1512]

You should listen to Roman conversations.. Not sure if the below are exact, but this is what I could hear...:

"Brave Romans to a man!"
"Who said what now!?"
"Roooomme!"

[luck_ponte]

Heard my roman troops droping this gem: "After today, we deserve to drown in wine"

[Augustusng]

I can't remember the exact lines... I'll try to find them again in a custom battle, but when my velites ran out of ammo in one battle the dialogue went something like this:

"I guess we'll have to throw insults next."

"I'll throw you next!"

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

I remeber this when the celtic soldiers were ramming down a gate

Soldier 1: "Reminds me of banging my b**ch at home"
Soldier 2: "Reminds me of banging your mom"

[m_1512]

Wait, there are swear words in the game?

[Petrucci]

Technically is not a swear word. Maybe it come with blood and gore DLC

[Don_Diego]

Haha is this really true? I thought you were making that up Kleencloth? Now I really have to go test this out? Damn hilarious if the blood and gore DLC also includes rude language! :-p