If God were a democrat, the first order of business for God would be to raise taxes for the common good, because lord knows a good dem would never give to the common good out of his own pocket.
As a good democrat, God would also have to fight for a womans right to kill her unborn child and refrain from making any reference to himself in all public schools and public property.
To embrace democratic values, God would also have to marry homo-sex-lovers and send himself to sensitivty training for destroying Sodom & Ghonoria.




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