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    The Gaesatae are known to have gone into battle completely naked and for the ability to throw javelins (but all of this you already know ). My real question is why you don't put them in the game completely naked, also without the helmet ?
    Some of them in the game have also trousers...

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    The wieners in Rome 1 were bad enough, now with the better graphics of rome 2 I don't really want to see how detailed male genitalia can get on the warscape engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris P. Bacon View Post
    The wieners in Rome 1 were bad enough, now with the better graphics of rome 2 I don't really want to see how detailed male genitalia can get on the warscape engine.
    I'm sorry, is this or isn't this a realism-focused mod? :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris P. Bacon View Post
    The wieners in Rome 1 were bad enough, now with the better graphics of rome 2 I don't really want to see how detailed male genitalia can get on the warscape engine.
    Don't be afraid of male genitalia, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris P. Bacon View Post
    The wieners in Rome 1 were bad enough, now with the better graphics of rome 2 I don't really want to see how detailed male genitalia can get on the warscape engine.
    Don`t be afraid of human`s most natural form.

    But it would be preferable to have some of them wear some kind of "underwear", it prevents balls from jumping up and down when running, protects sensitive area against branches, etc. Underwear is actually most important piece of clothing, expect in winter/cold weather.
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    Default Re: Gaesatae unit

    not every single man must be naked to build this warband, the variation is much more realistic as if all would be naked. And you can be naked with a helmet, why not? Its just to show your enemy your bravery and wound will not ignite....

    Oh, and complete naked man requires many new models for all the different skin-types. This would be a big load of work, just for male genitals?
    Last edited by Ritter-Floh; June 06, 2014 at 11:02 AM.

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    Not that I particularly care, but I would actually argue that it's more likely an entire unit went into battle naked than they did their own thing in that regard. Variation in some ways for units in terms of equipment makes sense because of what was practical, but based on my own experiences, something like that would have been a cultural aspect of the unit. I'd think it would be related to their esprit de corps, honestly. I'd think of it as a modern platoon where everyone shaves their heads, or has rituals for new guys. Or gets a tattoo.

    But that's more conjecture, and this isn't something I'm personally concerned with.

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    I just want to keep this thread going so that eventually it becomes the largest thread on the forums. About male genitalia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dresden View Post
    I just want to keep this thread going so that eventually it becomes the largest thread on the forums. About male genitalia.
    As you wish


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dresden View Post
    I just want to keep this thread going so that eventually it becomes the largest thread on the forums. About male genitalia.
    😂😂😂 I'll +rep you for that

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    Oh no a dick!! Iv never seen one before.

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    You could just model a big flappy peepee and assign it to "props", color the model for all the skin tones or make it a neutral one.

    No custom skins needed.

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    I believe this is applicable for this case:http://9gag.com/gag/ab56Z48...=p

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    I support this endeavour. Please bring real naked warriors into the game. I loved it in Rome 1 mods. True roman dick, for true romans. Metellus brothers always bring it.

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    Clearly CA needs a release a "dicks and douchebags" DLC. It could implement male genitalia and a better politics system. Two birds with one stone.

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    Before I meant that you had to make the Gaesatae as the naked warriors, but not with genitalia out

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    Also they can use their genitalia as a secondary weapon.

    Oh, i forgot. We don't have a secondary weapon option in RTW2. Sad

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    I really love the TW community sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JObadiah View Post
    I really love the TW community sometimes.

    Reminds me of a fraternity

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