The thread for dumb questions

[paleologos]

If a man reads the questions in this thread and finds him self confounded, does it mean that he is stupid?

[Roma_Victrix]

If reincarnation is real, does that mean I could have been a black dude in a previous life? And if so, does that mean I can say that I am black?

What is TWC? Is it a gaming forum focused mostly on general topics or is it a general forum focused mostly on games?

Why does my back itch right now?

The paint of the "D" letter on my keyboard is starting to fade. Does that mean my computer will forget where the "D" is on my keyboard too?

[paleologos]

If reincarnation is real, does that mean I could have been a black dude in a previous life? And if so, does that mean I can say that I am black?

What is TWC? Is it a gaming forum focused mostly on general topics or is it a general forum focused mostly on games?

Why does my back itch right now?

The paint of the "D" letter on my keyboard is starting to fade. Does that mean my computer will forget where the "D" is on my keyboard too?

Could you possibly make a dumber question?

[Roma_Victrix]

Could you possibly make a dumber question?

Can I not make a smarter question that's as smart as it is dumber than smart?

I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once.

Which one is worse: getting eaten alive by a shark or an alligator? What about getting eaten alive by a bear?

How can we measure which one is worse? What kind of measurement would that be called? Would it involve the metric system?

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Why has god abandoned us?

[paleologos]

I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once.

What do you mean by that?
Is that a complement?
Thank you?

Why has god abandoned us?

Or why hasn't he?(yet)

[Dr. Chet Manley]

How does one poop?

[paleologos]

How does one poop?

Yes, indeed, but more importantly how does two poop?

[Roma_Victrix]

Yes, indeed, but more importantly how does two poop?

Can two poop out other numbers, like a three or a four?

[paleologos]

Can two poop out other numbers, like a three or a four?

Can this become the thread for dumb question and answers?
Because I have a really good one.

[Roma_Victrix]

Can this become the thread for dumb question and answers?
Because I have a really good one.

Can it not become the thread that's not the answer for dumb questions answered with answers from questions that were asked?

[In other words, of course you can share your answers here. ]

[Samraat Mahendra Maurya]

Can it not become the thread that's not the answer for dumb questions answered with answers from questions that were asked?

[In other words, of course you can share your answers here. ]

#ILLUMINATSY_CONFIRMED_2015

On a side note,

Can jet fuel melt dank memes?

[paleologos]

Can two poop out other numbers, like a three or a four?

Yes, but it might need stitches.

[Roma_Victrix]

If I accidentally cut my head off, can stitches fix it?

What else can stitches fix? Brain tumors? Double amputations? Bad breath? Can they fix my tax returns?

Why do we have taxes? Is it to pay for all the hookers that our politicians need? Or, rather, underage boys?

I'm typing this sentence on a keyboard, but who invented it? Did the same person who invented the mouse also invent the keyboard? Did he invent the computer screen too? Did he also invent the microchip? Did he also invent the transistor? Did he also invent alternating current? OH MY GOD! Did Nicola Tesla invent the keyboard, mouse, computer screen, microchip, transistor, and alternating current? What a genius!

[paleologos]

The post above was edited three minutes after it was written.
Is that because it was not dumb enough the first time?
How much dumber can anyone get in three minutes?
Or is it an accomplishment that someone can outdumb himself in such short notice?

[chesser2538]

Is that because it was not dumb enough the first time? - His dumbness has not grown or diminished, just changed forms.
How much dumber can anyone get in three minutes? - You would be surprised.
Or is it an accomplishment that someone can out-dumb himself in such short notice? It depends upon who you ask.

A dog smelled my butt, and I farted in it's face. Did I go to far?

[paleologos]

A dog smelled my butt, and I farted in it's face. Did I go to far?

What did the dog do?

Tell me you didn't do this

[Roma_Victrix]

The post above was edited three minutes after it was written.
Is that because it was not dumb enough the first time?
How much dumber can anyone get in three minutes?
Or is it an accomplishment that someone can outdumb himself in such short notice?

Was my post dumb enough the first time and equally dumb enough to the last time divided by the first time and multiplied by the second time I edited it, minus the third and last time?

[Wow, that was too dumb for its own good, sorry. But should I be sorry? This is the thread for dumb questions, after all.]

A dog smelled my butt, and I farted in it's face. Did I go to far?

You went somewhere after you farted? Does that mean your fart was powerful enough to propel you forward a significant distance away from the dog you farted on? WOW! THAT'S AWESOME! Can your farts serve as jet fuel, then? How potent are they? Can they melt through steel beams, like Samraat hints at above?

OH MY GOD. Did your farts bring down the WTC towers on 9/11? YOU MONSTER. Your farts are a source of terrorism. How do we arrest your farts, though? Can farts be incarcerated at Guantanamo Bay? How do we keep farts from dissipating through the bars of a prison cell there? Do farts require air tight vacuum seals in order to imprison them?

What did the dog do?

Tell me you didn't do this

OH MY GOD! Did the ghost of the Reverend Jim Jones reincarnate into a dog and then convince a bunch of other dogs to accept apostolic socialism and repeat the Jonestown massacre and mass suicide by drinking deadly Kool-Aid mixed with cyanide? How many other dogs died in this suicide attempt? About 909 Americans died in Jonestown on November 18, 1978. Did 909 dogs die here too? Did a US Congressman get shot to death by one of the socialist dogs? Or did the dog just bite him to death? If so, which Congressman? Is this picture from Guyana? Do dogs usually commit cult suicide in Guyana, or is the most common form of death for them simply silent dog farts?

[paleologos]

Are you all pretending to be dumb?

[Roma_Victrix]

Are you all pretending to be dumb?

Are you pretending to be dumb too? Has this whole thread just been one poster after another pretending to be dumb? WHY?! We must look to the source and the root of this problem, all the way back to the OP that started this nonsense a year ago. Who was he again? He must have been a real jerk for convincing everyone to say dumb stuff and fooling others - who might stumble into this thread without reading the first page - into believing that these questions were genuine and earnest inquiries.

In either case, are Palestinians and Puerto Ricans the same people? Are all brown people the same people? Are Native Americans and Indians (from India) the same people? If so, do they speak the same languages? Do they both enjoy bingo and water sports? Do all brown people live around the equator, hence their hatred of winter sports and preference for water sports where the latter is more suitable for the climate? Do all brown people wish to form a pan-nationalist movement to form one single global country for brown people? OH MY GOD! Are brown people the new Nazis trying to form "Lebensraum" at the expense of Jews, Gypsies, Slavs and others?

I think I'm onto something, you guys! Who's with me?