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    Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
    If you stare long and hard enough.

    Does staring at a picture of water or rivers make you go pee quicker than usual?

    Does staring at a picture of a lion mean I will eventually feel a lion bite?

    I'm from the United States. Does that make me an American? Or a United Statesian? What about a Texan? Are they different? Like, nationality wise, because they really seem to want to break away from the United States. If that happened, would we have to rename the country the Disunited States?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    I'm from the United States. Does that make me an American? Or a United Statesian?
    United Statesmen?
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    if i eat myself will i get as twice as big or disappear completely?

    plz help i'm starving to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrene View Post
    if i eat myself will i get as twice as big or disappear completely?

    plz help i'm starving to death.
    If you disappear from eating yourself, would you still be able to type a response here?

    I'm hungry too. Should I eat myself? Which body part do you start with? Can my limbs grow back if I eat them? Or do I have to wait until they are fully digested so I can poop them out and reattach them?

    Sorry, that was dumber than usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrene View Post
    if i eat myself will i get as twice as big or disappear completely?

    plz help i'm starving to death.
    #Reposter ^_^
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    Why Macedonians speak Bulgarian language?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FromHellBG View Post
    Why Macedonians speak Bulgarian language?
    idk, are they really?

    but why Turkish ppl is talking Turkish anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SharpEyed View Post
    idk, are they really?
    Yup, with Blagoevgrad & Sandanski dialekt Macedonians speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    #Reposter ^_^


    you see, that's not reposting, it's called thinking the same way.

    or in our case, typing the same search words if you nuhwtaimeen


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrene View Post


    or in our case, typing the same search words if you nuhwtaimeen


    #iFyerllynowtaimeen
    Yahoo answers, Lol
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    mmm not really

    anyway, and i'm serious on this one, Where is Old Zealand ¿?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrene View Post
    mmm not really

    anyway, and i'm serious on this one, Where is Old Zealand ¿?
    Zeeland (not Zealand) is a province in Holland, a coastal strip bordering Belgium. It contains a number of islands and about half of its area is water - hence the name, meaning sea-land.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FromHellBG View Post
    Zeeland (not Zealand) is a province in Holland, a coastal strip bordering Belgium. It contains a number of islands and about half of its area is water - hence the name, meaning sea-land.
    If the 17th-century Dutch once maintained a Fort Zeelandia in what is now Taiwan, and the Portuguese once called that island Formosa, can we rename the Netherlands as New Formosa? Too late...that's my new word for the Netherlands.

    In that case, can the Portuguese and Taiwanese now move wholesale into the Netherlands? Will that make the Taiwanese Chinese anymore? Won't they become immediately Dutch? Will there be a Dutch-Portuguese-Taiwanese ethnic fusion that will conquer the world, beginning with NATO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post

    In that case, can the Portuguese and Taiwanese now move wholesale into the Netherlands? Will that make the Taiwanese Chinese anymore? Won't they become immediately Dutch? Will there be a Dutch-Portuguese-Taiwanese ethnic fusion that will conquer the world, beginning with NATO?
    I think it's impossible.
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    What does FIFA stand for? Friends I ing Ate? Football Is ing Awful? And who is Sepp Blatter? Is he some sort of wizard? That sounds like a wizard name. He comes from Switzerland, though. Do the Swiss have wizards? Is Swiss cheese made by wizards? Do wizards eat Swiss cheese? Do Swiss wizards get tired of Swiss cheese? Do Swiss wizards eat Swiss cheese while watching FIFA World Cup?

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    Would it be dumb if I asked a smart question here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rijul.J.Ballal View Post
    Would it be dumb if I asked a smart question here?
    Would it be dumb if I said no?

    Is that avatar picture a real photo of yourself? Are you a bird living in India? A very colorful red bird? How do you type on a keyboard with those talons of yours?

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    How can you face your problems when your face is the problem?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samraat Mahendra Maurya View Post
    How can you face your problems when your face is the problem?
    That's a good question! If your face is the problem, can't you just get plastic surgery, and then face your problems? Surely afterwards you'll have some debt and financial problems, right? What if the plastic surgery creates more problems than it solved? What if your plastic surgeon is problematic to begin with and deliberately causes problems? Won't you just be creating more problems by having to sue him and take him to court for a botched surgery?

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