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    Who says I'm gay?

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    Did Sean Connery say you were gay? Is that because he woke up next to you?

    Why do birds sing? Is it because they're trying to land a music career? Cuz it ain't happening. They suck at their job, those songbirds...can't even carry a tune or stay on rhythm, can they?

    Should Peter Jackson's LOTR film trilogy be redone with a metal soundtrack, with scores using Pantera and Slayer?

    Going back to previous conversations: if ancient Romans and Han-dynasty Chinese knew more about each other, would the Romans have learned about kung-fu and fortune cookies?

    What does a whorehouse smell like?

    Does the cyclops exist and did he cause the collapse of the Western Roman Empire?

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    Did Sean Connery say you were gay? Is that because he woke up next to you?
    To find out an answer to this question watch Zardoz.

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    Why do birds sing? Is it because they're trying to land a music career? Cuz it ain't happening. They suck at their job, those songbirds...can't even carry a tune or stay on rhythm, can they?
    To confuse humans before stealing their crispy chips.

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    Should Peter Jackson's LOTR film trilogy be redone with a metal soundtrack, with scores using Pantera and Slayer?
    Since I don't know who Pantera and Slayer are, I must answer with a resounding YES!

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    Going back to previous conversations: if ancient Romans and Han-dynasty Chinese knew more about each other, would the Romans have learned about kung-fu and fortune cookies?
    This encounter would lead to a pinnacle of cultural fusion: Kung-Fu Panda legionary armed with a spaghettio-spear and pizza-shield.

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    What does a whorehouse smell like?
    Fresh cherry and whipped cream. Obviously.

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    Does the cyclops exist and did he cause the collapse of the Western Roman Empire?
    Yes, his name is Honorius. He's got the bad eye, his brother Arcadius got the good one.
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    Why are you gay?

    Do you know the way?

    What day is today?

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    I am not gay

    No

    It has been a few months since you asked, I don't know which you want to know.


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    Why does Apollodotus not know who Pantera and Slayer are if they are big metal bands and every single human being knows metal according to me, a longtime metalhead?

    What does metal music taste like, though? Zinc? Iron? Tin? Copper?

    Did Emperor Honorius have a whorehouse that smelled like fresh cherries and whipped cream too?

    Should we go back in time and ask Emperor Hadrian why he was gay, per Oda's line of questioning?

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    Is Elon Musk my dad?

    Do you think Jeffrey Dahmer had irritable bowels as a cannibal?

    If you ate an iPhone, would it taste any better than a Samsung?

    Why aren't there any medieval European castles in Tibet? Why don't Tibetan people just become Han Chinese and get it over with already?

    Does your dog lick your cat sometimes?

    If your eyeball itches, how hard should you scratch it?

    Do I smell? Did I take a shower today? Did you ever take a bubble bath with a bunch of GI Joe action figures and pretend to have a sea battle with toy naval boats where the soldiers drowned when the boats capsized?

    If you're American, does that mean you cannot be Canadian too?

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    Is Akar a go(o)d person?

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    Is Elon Musk my dad?
    Yes

    Do you think Jeffrey Dahmer had irritable bowels as a cannibal?
    He didn't really cannibalize that many people. He mostly made them into sex dummies.

    If you ate an iPhone, would it taste any better than a Samsung?
    Yes

    Why aren't there any medieval European castles in Tibet? Why don't Tibetan people just become Han Chinese and get it over with already?
    There are.

    Does your dog lick your cat sometimes?
    Yes
    If your eyeball itches, how hard should you scratch it?
    Until you feel better.

    Do I smell? Did I take a shower today? Did you ever take a bubble bath with a bunch of GI Joe action figures and pretend to have a sea battle with toy naval boats where the soldiers drowned when the boats capsized?
    Yes, yes, yes.

    If you're American, does that mean you cannot be Canadian too?
    No. You can hold dual citizenship.
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    Should I get a model boat? I really like ironclad warships.
    Where do I get a model of a cool ironclad ship?
    Do they have admiral Togo's flagship?

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    That looks so cool. Someone should make a naval battle game like Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai. I wish they made an 1800's Total War with cool models like the Mikasa, Knyaz Suvorov, etc.

    When will CA stop being hack frauds?

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    Is Yoko Ono the most talented singer to ever live?
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    She's not even the most talented Yoko Ono to ever live

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    Why do people go potty
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    Cause they're not able to extract every possible nutrient from the food they eat, unlike me.

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    Are lamps edible?
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    yes

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    How much peepee would a Peepeepoopoo if a peepee could poopoo?
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    If a pee pee could pee pee a pee pee a pee pee would pee pee a pee pee

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