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    Default Re: The thread for dumb questions

    Who says I'm gay?

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    Default Re: The thread for dumb questions

    Did Sean Connery say you were gay? Is that because he woke up next to you?

    Why do birds sing? Is it because they're trying to land a music career? Cuz it ain't happening. They suck at their job, those songbirds...can't even carry a tune or stay on rhythm, can they?

    Should Peter Jackson's LOTR film trilogy be redone with a metal soundtrack, with scores using Pantera and Slayer?

    Going back to previous conversations: if ancient Romans and Han-dynasty Chinese knew more about each other, would the Romans have learned about kung-fu and fortune cookies?

    What does a whorehouse smell like?

    Does the cyclops exist and did he cause the collapse of the Western Roman Empire?

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    Did Sean Connery say you were gay? Is that because he woke up next to you?
    To find out an answer to this question watch Zardoz.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Why do birds sing? Is it because they're trying to land a music career? Cuz it ain't happening. They suck at their job, those songbirds...can't even carry a tune or stay on rhythm, can they?
    To confuse humans before stealing their crispy chips.

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    Should Peter Jackson's LOTR film trilogy be redone with a metal soundtrack, with scores using Pantera and Slayer?
    Since I don't know who Pantera and Slayer are, I must answer with a resounding YES!

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Going back to previous conversations: if ancient Romans and Han-dynasty Chinese knew more about each other, would the Romans have learned about kung-fu and fortune cookies?
    This encounter would lead to a pinnacle of cultural fusion: Kung-Fu Panda legionary armed with a spaghettio-spear and pizza-shield.

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    What does a whorehouse smell like?
    Fresh cherry and whipped cream. Obviously.

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    Does the cyclops exist and did he cause the collapse of the Western Roman Empire?
    Yes, his name is Honorius. He's got the bad eye, his brother Arcadius got the good one.
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    Default Re: The thread for dumb questions

    Why are you gay?

    Do you know the way?

    What day is today?

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    Default Re: The thread for dumb questions

    I am not gay

    No

    It has been a few months since you asked, I don't know which you want to know.


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    Default Re: The thread for dumb questions

    Why does Apollodotus not know who Pantera and Slayer are if they are big metal bands and every single human being knows metal according to me, a longtime metalhead?

    What does metal music taste like, though? Zinc? Iron? Tin? Copper?

    Did Emperor Honorius have a whorehouse that smelled like fresh cherries and whipped cream too?

    Should we go back in time and ask Emperor Hadrian why he was gay, per Oda's line of questioning?

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