Who says I'm gay?
Did Sean Connery say you were gay? Is that because he woke up next to you?
Why do birds sing? Is it because they're trying to land a music career? Cuz it ain't happening. They suck at their job, those songbirds...can't even carry a tune or stay on rhythm, can they?
Should Peter Jackson's LOTR film trilogy be redone with a metal soundtrack, with scores using Pantera and Slayer?
Going back to previous conversations: if ancient Romans and Han-dynasty Chinese knew more about each other, would the Romans have learned about kung-fu and fortune cookies?
What does a whorehouse smell like?
Does the cyclops exist and did he cause the collapse of the Western Roman Empire?
To find out an answer to this question watch Zardoz.
To confuse humans before stealing their crispy chips.
Since I don't know who Pantera and Slayer are, I must answer with a resounding YES!
This encounter would lead to a pinnacle of cultural fusion: Kung-Fu Panda legionary armed with a spaghettio-spear and pizza-shield.
Fresh cherry and whipped cream. Obviously.
Yes, his name is Honorius. He's got the bad eye, his brother Arcadius got the good one.
"First get your facts straight, then distort them at your leisure." - Mark Twain
οὐκ ἦν μὲν ἐγώ, νῦν δ' εἰμί· τότε δ' ούκ ἔσομαι, ούδέ μοι μελήσει
Why are you gay?
Do you know the way?
What day is today?
I am not gay
No
It has been a few months since you asked, I don't know which you want to know.
What is Mr. Bean's first name?
"牛鬼蛇神的文字" by Fu Sinian on Chinese characters.
("A Cow Demon and Snake God's Writing System")
"汉字不灭,中国必亡" Lu Xun also on Chinese characters.
("If Chinese Characters don't die, China will perish")
Why does Apollodotus not know who Pantera and Slayer are if they are big metal bands and every single human being knows metal according to me, a longtime metalhead?
What does metal music taste like, though? Zinc? Iron? Tin? Copper?
Did Emperor Honorius have a whorehouse that smelled like fresh cherries and whipped cream too?
Should we go back in time and ask Emperor Hadrian why he was gay, per Oda's line of questioning?