The thread for dumb questions

**Roma_Victrix** · June 04, 2018, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by alhoon

Does eating a Minotaur count as cannibalism or as eating veal?
How many calories Minotaur steak has?

Is this a good question? Do Minotaurs ask questions? How many questions exist about Minotaurs, from the beginning of human history up until the very second of me typing this sentence on TWC? Are there several new Minotaur questions every minute around the world?

That being said, can bulls be female? Did Romans create female bulls? This bull looks feminine. Did the Romans create female bulls just to sacrifice them? Would a cow get jealous if a female bull stole her bull man? Were there any ancient Roman laws against this?

https://i.imgur.com/XNULYTT.jpg

**King Athelstan** · June 05, 2018, 02:24 AM

Did the Romans bully them?

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · June 05, 2018, 03:15 AM

Are Romans and Humans different species?

**King Athelstan** · June 05, 2018, 03:23 AM

What about Romulans?

**Lord Oda Nobunaga** · June 05, 2018, 04:02 AM

Are there any Remans? (Remusans?)

**Roma_Victrix** · June 18, 2018, 03:29 AM

Are the Romanians collectively hiding the surviving Romans and lying about it? Are the Romans just hiding out in Italy and waiting to return at the opportune moment?

Also, did the dinosaurs deserve to die in the K-Pg extinction event 66 million years ago that ended the Mesozoic Era? Did the dinosaurs do something bad that was punished by God who sent a meteor to Earth? Or was this just one of God's little mistakes, like he flung it accidentally into the direction of Earth and said "oops" in a loud God voice that could be heard throughout the universe despite sound not existing in outer space due to the lack of air molecules to vibrate eardrums of living organisms? If birds are the evolution of avian dinosaurs that survived the meteor blast and fiery death cloud that shrouded the Earth, can birds tell us about what happened? Parrots and corvids can be trained to talk, so why haven't they given us a clear verbal answer about this? Are they just being dicks and refusing to tell us because being passive aggressive gets their rocks off?

Additionally, is this the thread for dumb questions, or is this the thread for stupid questions? Which one? Who was the guy who started this thread anyway? Should we ask him for clarification about it? What if that guy was me? Can we build a time machine and go back in time and ask him about his original intentions?

**Bo1Bo1Sha3** · June 23, 2018, 12:54 AM

Why is it possible for one indentical twin to be gay but the other straight if they share the same DNA? (I know the scientific answer sorta, but wanna write this here)

**alhoon** · June 23, 2018, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Bo1Bo1Sha3

Why is it possible for one indentical twin to be gay but the other straight if they share the same DNA? (I know the scientific answer sorta, but wanna write this here)

Why would you ask a question when you know the answer?

**King Athelstan** · June 24, 2018, 04:40 PM

Why ask at all? And why did the chat thread at one point become this thread?

**Ἀπολλόδοτος Α΄ ὁ Σωτήρ** · June 27, 2018, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix

Would a cow get jealous if a female bull stole her bull man?

https://i.imgur.com/XNULYTT.jpg

Is that a fresco of Zeus pretending to be a bull? Is Europa jealous of that Roman?

**King Athelstan** · July 01, 2018, 03:21 AM

How can a bull be female?

**Roma_Victrix** · July 06, 2018, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by King Athelstan

How can a bull be female?

Does that mean she's a bull dyke?

If I'm a lover of Greek culture and history that makes me a Hellenophile, but does that also mean I am a Greekaboo too? Do Weeaboos and Greekaboos get along with each other? Is there some conference in Japan where they can congregate, hold plenaries, and fight each other using the different magical powers of Greece and Japan, respectively? Is there a Magic the Gathering board game for Greekaboos and Weeaboos?