The thread for dumb questions

**paleologos** · October 11, 2015, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Frunk

I dont know do we?

Or don't we?

**FromHellBG** · October 14, 2015, 01:51 PM

Why the form of beans is like a human kidney

**paleologos** · October 19, 2015, 01:31 AM

Is Mr.Bean kidneying us?

**Roma_Victrix** · July 25, 2016, 05:28 AM

If a spork is a combination of a spoon and fork, and does the operations of both or either one, then why do we still use spoons and forks? Why hasn't the spork taken over the world yet? Perhaps the spork needs to enact a final solution against the fork and spoon.

**Roma_Victrix** · July 31, 2016, 09:00 AM

If Turkey goes rogue and leaves NATO, does that mean Greece will have to build a wall around their Thracian land border with Turkey at least? And if so, can Greece make the Mexicans pay for it?

**AltThrax** · July 31, 2016, 10:15 AM

Can the majority of newly arrived Muslim immigrants integrate into the European society?

**Roma_Victrix** · August 06, 2016, 10:18 PM

Am I a bad person for cooking Indian food with beef in it? The cow is sacred in India, after all, at least to the Hindus.

If a cow is sacred, does that mean its farts are like holy water? Should I smell cow farts to cure my ailments? Is this what Vishnu wants us to do?

**Martinskyboy** · August 26, 2016, 06:00 AM

Is global warming real?
Is Justin Bieber a male or female?
Where the caps lock button?
Is the WW2 holocaust was real?
Is the USA ever walk on the Moon?
Can I go to bathroom?

**Mayer** · August 29, 2016, 10:57 AM

Isn't islamic terrorism justified due to colonialization?
Should we stop breeding because of global warming?
Are we going to be replaced by apple robots?
Isn't the use of male word endings oppressive?

**Roma_Victrix** · September 10, 2016, 02:51 AM

We had the Copper Age, the Bronze Age, and the Iron Age, but when was the Golden Age? Or for that matter, the Silver Age?

**AltThrax** · September 11, 2016, 04:52 AM

Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix

We had the Copper Age, the Bronze Age, and the Iron Age, but when was the Golden Age?

Is that a riddle?

**Sir Adrian** · September 11, 2016, 01:48 PM

Why are shower heads called heads, they don't look like heads. Wouldn't shower thingamabob be a better name?

**Frunk** · September 11, 2016, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix

We had the Copper Age, the Bronze Age, and the Iron Age, but when was the Golden Age?

Most people around here generally say 2008...

Originally Posted by Settra

Why are shower heads called heads, they don't look like heads. Wouldn't shower thingamabob be a better name?

I would have thought shower mouth, or perhaps shower orifice?

**Roma_Victrix** · September 15, 2016, 09:01 AM

The Chinese were the first to invent toilet paper in the 6th century AD. Before that, people used cupped water and sticks to clean their bums, whereas the Romans used a wet sponge attached to a stick. This was most certainly the case in ancient Judea during Roman rule. Does that mean that Jesus Christ of Nazareth stuck a sponge stick up his bum whenever he had to go potty and poo-poo? Or was Jesus more like Kim Jong-un, never having to go to the bathroom because he in fact does not have an anus. He is too godly for such foul things.

Speaking of which, since Kim Jong-un does not have an anus, where does all that food go? He seems to be getting fatter, at least. Does that explain it? Is his body storing the food and evaporating it through the pores of his skin? Is that how digestion works for godly people who lack buttholes?

**Emperor Arcturus Mengsk** · September 22, 2016, 09:24 PM

What came first the chi...

Is the earth fl....

Did the ark have kangar....

Am I sitting in my room in front of my computer right now typing a post in a dumb questions thread or am I in a mental hospital staring at a white wall going, DADdMADMAMDAMDMA?

**Roma_Victrix** · September 25, 2016, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Emperor Arcturus Mengsk

What came first the chi...

Is the earth fl....

Did the ark have kangar....

Am I sitting in my room in front of my computer right now typing a post in a dumb questions thread or am I in a mental hospital staring at a white wall going, DADdMADMAMDAMDMA?

Have I been in the cell next to you this whole time?

**Roma_Victrix** · January 14, 2017, 12:00 PM

Given their long journeys at sea away from other women, did pirates ever have a chance to diddle themselves? And if so, how did they clean up the mess? Did they do it in a great big circle jerk out in the open? Did pirates use rum as a sexual lubricant? Do you think Somali pirates would get along with 18th century ones if they had a time machine? Do you think Somalians will be the first to build time machines? If you had a time machine, would you go back in time to Somalia or the Caribbean? Did the Mayas and Aztecs have pirates, despite not having ships or advanced nautical technology? Why is my keyboard so dirty after cleaning it so recently? Do you think the Chinese and Japanese can kiss and make up over WWII by having a karaoke contest? Or a martial arts one? Is there a way to combine traditional East Asian martial arts with karaoke? Did the ancient Greeks have East Asian martial arts and karaoke contests at the Olympic Games?