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    Khajiit have wares if you have coin!


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    luv skooma

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    I love how Bethesda basically made an entire couple races of sentient beings be 90% of the thieves and drug addictsa in Oblivion. Racists
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    Fantasy and Science Fiction races are often like that, to be fair.

    It's not like they made the Redguards all thieves or something.

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    If you didn’t vote for me, then you ain’t a redguard!
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    No True Redguard

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    "Are you often in the Cloud District? Naturally not." The most infamous redguard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Fantasy and Science Fiction races are often like that, to be fair.

    It's not like they made the Redguards all thieves or something.
    Why are redguard swords thicker and longer than the swords of other races, and often curved?
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    Curved. Swords.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Adrian View Post
    Why are redguard swords thicker and longer than the swords of other races, and often curved?
    Genetics.

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    I don’t know why this man is analyzing everyone’s swords, and where he’s seen swords that are curved

    Sounds like he just needed an excuse to look at that many swords, but he would’ve done it anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggggtotalwarrior View Post
    How much peepee would a Peepeepoopoo if a peepee could poopoo?
    About 12 ounces, which explains the amount of questionable liquid in soda cans.

    Which begs another question: should I sell soda cans filled with pee and charge money under the understanding that they contain soda?

    How much pee did you drink growing up?

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    Why is Nicolas Cage?
    Especially since his real (Italian) name is Nicolas Coppola, the nephew of famed director Francis Ford Coppola.

    Which begs the question: is Nick Cage ashamed of his pasta eating and pizza making Italian ancestors?
    Is Nick Cage retroactively responsible for Italy losing in WWII?
    Did Nick Cage ever take a big dump in the toilet bowl formed in the shape of Italy, including Sardinia and Sicily?
    Did Nicolas Cage secretly adopt a lovechild of Silvio Berlusconi to reconnect with his Italian roots?
    Did Nicolas Cage ever accidentally fall down a manhole in Rome, Italy and find himself inside an ancient Roman sewer?

    Did Nicolas Cage then find Italy's national treasure down in that aforementioned sewer?

    Quote Originally Posted by ggggtotalwarrior View Post
    Why don’t we just dig the Earth out of the Netherlands to remove the Dutch?
    Did the Belgians put you up to this and suggest this?
    Do the Dutch forbid the eating of Belgian waffles in the Netherlands?
    Do the Dutch and the Danish ever have cafeteria food fights using their respective national cuisines?
    Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger, an Austrian like Hitler, have the name "Dutch" in that Predator movie from the 1980s?
    Is the township of Amsterdam located in the Netherlands or in Holland?
    Is Holland the capital of the Netherlands or the Low Countries?
    Is Ned Flanders from The Simpsons originally from the Netherlands?
    Did the ancient Romans name the region Belgica in order to make the Dutch angry and labeled the same as those damn Belgians?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Adrian View Post
    If someone from Athens is Athenian, does that mean that someone from Argos is Argonian
    No, it means they're called Argumentative, I think. Right? Are all people from Argos related to the ancient kings of Macedon by legendary royal genealogy?
    Does Athena still live in Athens?
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    As Sauron forged the Rings of Power and poured his power into them, did he create Horcruxes?
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