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    Default The thread for dumb questions

    Do people in Turkey like to eat turkey?

    Have I been tying my shoes with the correct kind of knot after all these years?

    Do I really have to exercise?

    Is it liquor before beer, or beer before liquor? Why can't I ever remember the right order?

    Do chicks dig my Star Trek t-shirt?

    If a "liger" is a cross between a tiger and a lion, can I cross breed a liger with a house cat?



    Why, yes it is! If it wasn't painfully obvious by the sign. Welcome, both ladies and gentlemen, to the thread for dumb questions.

    It's a place where you no longer have to feel embarrassed about seeking the answers to those questions you know are dumb, but have been nagging you for so long.

    It may also be a place for you to pose fake questions just for the sake of comedic value and hilarity. I'll leave that decision to you.


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    Can I run Crysys 3 on my current computer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximinus Thrax View Post


    Can I run Crysys 3 on my current computer?
    You could sell that piece of junk for a lot of money.

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    Can I ask intelligent questions here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximinus Thrax View Post


    Can I run Crysys 3 on my current computer?
    Unfortunately, you cannot, my friend. Time to upgrade...to a PC produced during the 21st century. Macs usually can't run games at all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tankfriend View Post
    Can I ask intelligent questions here?
    That's probably the dumbest question you could possibly ask in a thread like this! I love it. That's +1 rep to you, good sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Do people in Turkey like to eat turkey?
    I would say it's people in Peru who like to eat it!

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    Ric? Reek?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AqD View Post
    Ric? Reek?
    "Peru" is the Portuguese word for "turkey"...

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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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    So, ehm, is this the tread for stupid questions?

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    Is this where I left my car?
    The Earth is inhabited by billions of idiots.
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    Is that where I parked my boat?

    Is your car inside my boat?

    I may have turned your car into a boat!

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    The Earth is inhabited by billions of idiots.
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    Default Re: The thread for dumb questions

    Do people in Chile eat chile?
    Is there anyone in Jordan named Jordan?
    Also, do colorless green ideas sleep furiously?


    Quote Originally Posted by Maximinus Thrax View Post


    Can I run Crysys 3 on my current computer?


    ​Sorry Max, I don't think you can. Last time I checked, Crysis does not run on Macs



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    Default Re: The thread for dumb questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Do people in Turkey like to eat turkey?
    Not particularly:

    'After Israel and the U.S., the top per capita consumers of turkey are Canada (9.2), the European Union (7.9), Brazil (4.2) and Australia (3.7).'

    Have I been tying my shoes with the correct kind of knot after all these years?
    There is no correct kind of knot. Tie them however you want. Just make sure someone is video taping you when you fall over.

    Do I really have to exercise?
    Depends on your BMI.

    Do chicks dig my Star Trek t-shirt?[/quote

    Of course.

    If a "liger" is a cross between a tiger and a lion, can I cross breed a liger with a house cat?
    Nope. Ligers are infertile, and anyhow domestic cats are not very closely related to tigers and lions.
    A new mobile phone tower went up in a town in the USA, and the local newspaper asked a number of people what they thought of it. Some said they noticed their cellphone reception was better. Some said they noticed the tower was affecting their health.

    A local administrator was asked to comment. He nodded sagely, and said simply: "Wow. And think about how much more pronounced these effects will be once the tower is actually operational."

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    If there are olives in oliveoil, what do they put in babyoil?

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    Do people with dandruff ever get icecream without sprinkles?

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    Yes

    Where is the centre of Total War Centre?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_King View Post
    Yes

    Where is the centre of Total War Centre?
    In France.
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