Joseph is an easily recognizable spammer among us. Many a spam lord of old would have feared his comment-secreting capacity, though following the demise of Chat IV he has made more selective use of it, having established his headquarters in this thread only. Though he adopts an innocuous and flowery appearance to those of the outside world, and often attempts to lull us all with his love of food, there are times within the confines of the Chat when Joseph abandons caution and makes public his agenda, indulging with relish and abandon in ethnic conflict and fuelling social tension. Even now, his primary description of all members will be related to their race (see above!) which clearly implies a desire within Joseph's dark heart to sow discord and mistrust between us. His insidious activities make the Avian racial supremacism pale in comparison, and from the muck one terrifying, implacable truth emerges: Joseph is patiently biding his time while he organizes the destruction of TD in great dollops of viscera and rivers of blood. Make no mistake, my fellow Devians, though he is harmless for now, I believe Joseph Simonyi de Vitezvar to be the greatest long-term threat to the security of our ex-kingdom.
It all makes sense now. His constant calls for historical debates in the Chat to end, for example. It is now obvious that he wishes us to concentrate our aggressive energies elsewhere, not upon our beliefs, but upon our race. Surely he must know that there can be harmony and peace between us.
Yet the pessimist in me fears that my calls for tolerance and gentleness will fall on deaf ears. Joseph is no man to be reasoned with. I will leave a warning to you all, in case something happens to me, for I was subjected to intimidation from this man - presumably because he knew of my intentions. The self-portrait he sent me was of the following likeness:
Teeth stained with equine blood, our flesh wedged in his dental cavities, a deranged bloodlust inhabiting his eyes. This is the true Joseph. I can only hope the rest of you realize the truth, and unite against him before it is too late.
Threat level: Midnight