Describe The Person Above You (Read OP)

[Akar]

Warm and cheery, lovable, kind, sweet, red and woolly.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Despite reports to the contrary, he IS a clever man

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

If he had one more G then I would get Cancer.

[Roma_Victrix]

Oda Nobunaga (織田 信長; 23 June 1534 – 21 June 1582) was a Japanese daimyo and one of the leading figures of the Sengoku period. He is regarded as the first "Great Unifier" of Japan. His reputation in war gave him the nickname of "Demon Daimyo" or "Demon King".

Nobunaga was head of the very powerful Oda clan, and launched a war against other daimyos to unify Japan in the 1560s. Nobunaga emerged as the most powerful daimyo, overthrowing the nominally ruling shogun Ashikaga Yoshiaki and dissolving the Ashikaga Shogunate in 1573. He conquered most of Honshu island by 1580, and defeated the Ikkō-ikki rebels in the 1580s. Nobunaga's rule was noted for innovative military tactics, fostering of free trade, reforms of Japan's civil government, and the start of the Momoyama historical art period, but also for the brutal suppression of those who refused to cooperate or yield to his demands. Nobunaga was killed in the Honnō-ji Incident in 1582, when his retainer Akechi Mitsuhide ambushed him in Kyoto and forced him to commit seppuku. Nobunaga was succeeded by Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who along with Tokugawa Ieyasu completed his war of unification shortly afterwards.

Nobunaga was an influential figure in Japanese history and is regarded as one of the three great unifiers of Japan, along with his retainers Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu. Toyotomi Hideyoshi later united Japan in 1591, and invaded Korea a year later. However, he died in 1598, and Tokugawa Ieyasu took power after the Battle of Sekigahara in 1600, becoming shogun in 1603, and ending the Sengoku period.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Roma Victrix has at times transformed himself into a mare and laid with a horse. This knack for animal husbandry is just one of his many powers granted by his practice of the vegan arts; he also can control the minds of lesser beings and attain unassisted flight for roughly 5 days per month. His most terrifying ability of course is his evil eye that turns all who gaze upon it into marble, a threat he constantly reminds TWC of via his avatar. Stay away from this animal loving Medusa lest you too fall victim to his dark stare.

[Roma_Victrix]

G. G. Allin (i.e. ggggtotalwar) is an Accounting Specialist at Crane & Jenkins. In his previous capacity as a Staff Accountant at River Tech, he accurately maintained multiple ledgers within Quickbooks while self-managing multiple projects and learning new concepts regularly under deadlines. He was responsible for compiling the company's financial statements for the purposes of providing it to the auditor. He acted as the liaison between the external audit team and the internal accounting department.

G. G. Allin also worked in several customer service roles over the years prior to receiving his post-secondary education, allowing him to develop excellent communication and conflict resolution skills. He is proficient in accounting software including, but not limited to, MS Excel, Word, PowerPoint, and various other tax and accounting software.

Having worked on many teams and as a people-oriented person, he is very enthusiastic about the possibility to work with a diverse team while managing sole responsibilities as an Accountant. He welcomes the opportunity to discuss how his qualifications would be an asset for continued success. His resume is enclosed for your reference, and also as a source of wry amusement as we chuckle at his expense before making "womp womp" noises and burning the printout copy of it with a lit cigar.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

If he had one more G then I would get Cancer.

For the record this was a joke about how the CIA is using 5G to thin out the population in order to be more easily manipulated by the state run media. Why else would they put Fluoride in the water supply?

Roma_Victrix is a gypsy... named Victrix (short for Victor). Being born in the gypsy homeland of Romania he comes from a long line of Vampire Hunters. In fact his ancestors were responsible for killing Dracula in Tirgoviste (but not the second or third times in Budapest and London respectively). Due to his satanic gypsy demeanor he has also mastered the dark arts. Which of course he uses to aid him in the hunting of vampires. Although Roma (aka Victrix, alias Victor Mendoza) is asleep near Stonehenge (waiting for Dracula to respawn) the last time he was active Pompeii and Herculaneum were destroyed by a volcanic eruption (cause they were all vampires, duh).

[ggggtotalwarrior]

In addition to being a major player in medieval Japanese politics, Oda is a historian, sometimes a troll and above all one sexy son of a

He will annihilate your armies and then annihilate you personally if you cross this enigma of a human being

[Baerke Hinn Gauzki]

Goes under the real name of Norm Peterson, frequents bars in the Boston area despite being an apple resident himself. Once went down to watch the Red Sox get clattered, in the hopes of getting free beers handed out by Boston's most degenerate bartender.
Spoiler, no free beers were to be had however those fancy accountant numbers on his bank-account went south real fast that weekend.

[Akar]

A long time comrade of mine recently released from Guantanamo bay despite being found guilty on all charges.

[ggggtotalwarrior]

Right now he is plotting to cross the Rubicon and initiate his dictatorial reign over TWC. From deep within its depths he has been gathering his forces and infiltrating our beloved site to create a cabal of evil. He is not to be trusted for he will rule this land by any means necessary.

Also a studious and hard-working DND DM if the legends are to be believed

[Roma_Victrix]

"Geg", or ggggtotalwarrior, is an enormous African American woman residing in Harlem in New York City, who for no small price will sit on men's faces, crush them with her feet, spank them with yardsticks, and force them to pay her exorbitant amounts of money in an exchange called "Findom". She wears black latex and a menacing jet black strapon rubber dildo jutting from her waist to match her midnight mocha black skin. A dominatrix of refined tastes, she uses a classy golden cigarette holder while puffing on her menthol lights that she then uses to ash all over the chests of her pathetic groveling clients. Although exceedingly overweight, ggggtotalwarrior enjoys yoga exercises at home and in Central Park. She also has a projector screen in her home with a video library existing almost entirely of 1970s black exploitation films.

[ELITEOFKINGWARMAN8]

Roma_Victrix is a Roman statue that apparently can talk and use a computer from Virginia, USA. He has a award case that can rival the medals on my uniform. He is also a Patrician. He likes wine and pasta in oil. How do I know? Oh, I know! I am the Hussar King, King of Swissland, Lover of Cashews and Milk, The Kingdom of Swissland knows all. I heard he can shapeshift into human form but hey, who knows! That would be a sight to see, a Ancient Roman statue becoming a human.

[Akar]

Fortunately perma banned once again.

[Roma_Victrix]

Akar is one of two governing consuls of the Senate and People of Total War Center (SPQTWC), a petty ruler who permanently banned his hated arch nemesis, EliteOfKingWarMan8. A seasoned poster decorated with as many medals pinned to his chest as yours truly, Roma_Victrix, Akar spends his days combing through every tedious post. Armed with a bag of Doritos chips in one hand and a ban hammer in the other, he uses the Doritos to feed and fuel his sickly body as he uses the ban hammer to smash the skulls of any who dare to defy his powers as consul, patrician, censor and "first citizen" (princeps) of the forum. Though emaciated and with near useless legs requiring frequent use of a walking cane if not a wheelchair, he is aided by his robotic minions he designed thanks to the grant and hefty salary he earns from TWC (which he used to earn his degree in robotic engineering and establish his own private underground laboratory). The robots perform most of the essential chores and duties around the house, allowing him plenty of time to rove around the forum, looking for fresh kills and virtual victims to slay with his mighty ban hammer.

[Bethencourt]

He appears in the same movie as "Are you not enternained?" as a shout of war just when the starting battle finishes, Roma wins that batlle for your information. Everything very Roman, old roman from the time of SPQR, which stands for sono porqui questi romani in a more modern version of Latin. And to end with lest's talk about the big head over the small body in byzantine icon pantocrator style and in the same golden like mosaic stele some images of the famous prosecution of christian iconoclastic cookies in whatever century probably A.C., how not if they are christian. Must be father of one child which we problably can see as he collects him from school late in the afternoon further to the right. In the middle some phrases inducing his followers to do some pilates techniques and just bellow some words of his friendly character towards the people in charge.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

Bethencourt, 11 words, 3 syllables. What does this word mean to you?
Due to the progress of humanity we are continually moving forward in order to reach our collective goal. Since 2009 we have surpassed the limits of human engineering and significantly made strides in the field of piracy. Please donate to my hedge fund and buy my product. For every $100,000 that we make that is 1 month closer to making the dreams of millions of people to come to reality. Cross my heart and punch your daughter in the mouth.

[Bethencourt]

English title Japanese warrior. One if his most relevant merits as we can see is that he tried to fly naked waving arms and legs, not clear if the goal was achieved. There are several interpretations about this, due to the time he is from, maybe he had the merit of trying it. Others say he had four arms and four legs but this interpretation is not too extended. Member of the order of Saint Patrick. He liked red french flowers not that much golden ones. As central image we can see him portrayed in a very windy and foggy night covered by a silk cape with the emblem of his house, armoured, with his hair tied up in a bun so it does not disturb him as he tries, very toughly as we can see in his expression, to understand those Chinese letters to the right. Probably he did not as he is shown for eternity in that moment, not showing the consecuences of this act whatever they might be. Probably still alive as he has just wrote in these forums. I wonder if he still wonders about those letters.

[Lord Oda Nobunaga]

The Chinese characters on the right of my signature says "O (Zhi) -da (Tian) Nobu (Xin) -naga (Zhen)".

Anyone who posts afterwards: remember to do Bethencourt and not me.

[AoRun]

A Japanese daimyo and one of the leading figures of the Sengoku period. He is regarded as the first "Great Unifier" of Japan. His reputation in war gave him the nickname of "Demon King".