Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.'

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    Denny Crane! said:

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    I'm already loving this for all the controversy I can't wait for the movie.

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/borat/trailer/

    If you haven't already look at the trailer.

    Peter
     
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    Richard the Lionheart said:

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    I don't get why that guy ran away like that when he tried to say hello.

    "We support your war of terror" .... *crowd cheers*
     
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    Denny Crane! said:

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    Yeah that bit looks fantastic.

    Seen the borat scene from Ali G' series where he gets a bar full of people singing along to "Throw the jew down the well" one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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    Richard the Lionheart said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Guapo
    Yeah that bit looks fantastic.

    Seen the borat scene from Ali G' series where he gets a bar full of people singing along to "Throw the jew down the well" one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    Peter
    Yeah, I've seen that clip!

     
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    Hakkapeliitta said:

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    I remember seeing a scene where he showed pictures of him having incest with his "sister". that was hilarious..
     
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    ErikinWest said:

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    YES!!!!

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    Drexxus Maximus said:

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    Cant wait for this. I just hope I dont have to wait for the dvd.

    I remember a Borat skit on Da Ali G Show, when he was learning self defense, he asked the guy how to stop the "Jew claw."

    "And I have felt the sudden blow of a nameless wind's cold breath,
    And watched the grisly pilgrims go that walk the roads of Death,
    And I have seen black valleys gape, abysses in the gloom,
    And I have fought the deathless Ape that guards the Doors of Doom."
    -Robert E. Howard "Recompense"
     
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    carl-the-conqueror said:

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    looks funny, the kind i like, blunt ovious and just plain stupid
     
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    Bill The Butcher said:

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    'My sister she is prostitute, HIGH FIVE!!!!!'

    'I like you, do you like me?!?!?' <---- lol, great chatup line there.

    'I give my wife TV with remote and plough, but if she cheat on me, I will crush her!'

    'If you vote for him, he will be strong leader like Stalin, but if you do not [Clenches fist] you will be sorry!'

    I love Borat, hilariously racist. Never tire of watching him.





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    Lord Rahl said:

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    How many of ya'll have seen his other stuff?

    I am a big fan of Da Ali G Show myself. I own seasons ein und zwei. Borat, Bruno, and Ali G are all brilliant. This man is a genius! If I don't see the movie, consider myself dead, for my life will have no meaning if I miss it.

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  11. Miraj said:

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    Oh my. Borat is the funniest thing I have seen EVER. I mean this character beats Chappelle, Daily Show all that other stuff hands down.



    Check out the Borat stuff on YouTube
    http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search


    Here is Borat's response to the Kazakh Gov't condemnation of Sacha Baron Cohen (the actual name of the actor)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFVN59sR4lY

    "Since the 2003 Tulyaklev Reforms Kazakstan is as civilized as any other country in the world. Women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats, and age of consent has been raised to 8 years old. Please captian of industry I invite you to come to Kazakhstan where we have natural resources, hard working labour and some of the cleanest prostitutes in whole of central asia.."

    :tooth:

    Borat in Washington DC protesting Uzbek imposters that are spreading hateful propoganda by claiming Kazakhstan treats women equally and allows religious freedom!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Lr6A-Fk10
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlq0EY2mPhA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf4JwdNwzw4

    TV News Report on Kazakhstan VS Borat Controversy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1U08...elated&search=

    Borat Q&A at Toronto International Film Festival
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFwp...elated&search=
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    Bwaho said:

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    How many of ya'll have seen his other stuff?
    I used to watch Borat skits like a very long time ago... it really took a long time for Borat to become famous all around the world.


    the thing that cracked me up the most in the trailer was: "what's up vanilla face?"
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    Lord Rahl said:

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    He can't do anything in Britain anymore because he is too well known. That is why he did his movie here. "They" think that after this movie Sacha Baron Cohen will no longer be able to do what he used to.

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    Lavastein said:

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    yea which is sad. Unless he speaks another language. But then it wouldnt be the same would it.
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  15. Miraj said:

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    I trust in America's dumbfoundedness. Borat will live on.

    Deleted Movie Scene - "Thats Cheese"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhfGniF6t0

    Deleted Movie Scene - "I am not a sick"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6B7X8ZD9VY&NR
     
  16. Miraj said:

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    Deleted Movie Scene "State Penetentiary"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRhM-...elated&search=

    Deleted Movie Scene "Being pulled over"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A1l6...elated&search=

    Deleted Movie Scene "Dog Shelter"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7Sk...elated&search=

    Deleted Movie Scene "Dinner Prayer"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PYTG...elated&search=
     
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    Drexxus Maximus said:

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    @mirage41: Thanks for the links, those were hilarious. Especially the dog shelter one. "Do not tell me woman! This is mine!"

    "And I have felt the sudden blow of a nameless wind's cold breath,
    And watched the grisly pilgrims go that walk the roads of Death,
    And I have seen black valleys gape, abysses in the gloom,
    And I have fought the deathless Ape that guards the Doors of Doom."
    -Robert E. Howard "Recompense"
     
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    RusskiSoldat said:

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    Luckily he chose Kazakhstan and not Turkmenistan or Uzbekistan.
    Nazarbayev is trying to maintain a facade of democracy and hold on to his throne at home, while both Niyazov (a.k.a. Turkmenbashi) and Karimov would have no problem ordering a hit on Cohen.




     
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    Libertine said:

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    the best one is where they fight over a horse by slapping each others knobs with leather gloves

    "And now, i fight neighbor for his horse like we traditionaly do in Kazakhstan"
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  20. Miraj said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrimSta
    the best one is where they fight over a horse by slapping each others knobs with leather gloves

    "And now, i fight neighbor for his horse like we traditionaly do in Kazakhstan"
    LOL. Yeah, I saw that a while ago. I just re-watched it again...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfU0m2dXyfc


    Youtube rulez!