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    Quote Originally Posted by Rijul.J.Ballal View Post
    Can i be nick cage?
    Are you prepared to set yourself on fire?

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    Default Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    Are you prepared to set yourself on fire?
    no but anything with bee's are ok[not like my acting would be effected in anyway!]

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    "Oh God! Not the bees. Aaaaaaaaaargh!"

    People can say what they like about you Nick, but you're the best in the business. You're not an over sensitive artist who worries about their career and legacy, you're a laboring craftsman with a job to do. You'll take any role they offer and you'll give it your all. You're a professional actor. No s given. You go to the set, you do what the director wants, and you cash the checks.
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    You go to the set, you do what the director wants, and you cash the checks.
    Just like you. Aint that awsome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knight of Heaven View Post
    Just like you. Aint that awsome?
    Which is the hypocrisy of the vitriol against the adult industry. Am I right?
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    Hello everyone and welcome once again. As always, I'm Morgan Freeman. Recently it has come to my attention that this forum has been hijacked by those who are not welcome, those who would seek to undermine the legitimacy of the Hexagonal Council and Wayne Enterprises. Those are things that I cannot abide or watch idly as a passive witness to the unfolding of history as the Thema Devia becomes uglier, more unintelligible and transforms into something it was never meant to be. You know about the agents of chaos that I'm talking about, no need to name names, but they should come forward now and clear the air about what they're going to do to improve themselves from now on, to be better men, to make a better forum.


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    @ me next time Roma

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    Hello once again, America. Recently it has come to my attention that certain folk, no need to name names, have come forward expressing a desire for hidden communication and secret messages, to hide their undignified deeds and nefarious intent. While this may be the norm nowadays in the forum you and I have called home now for almost a generation, it represents a darker, more sinister turn. This is wrong. This person, who shall go unnamed, has turned every TWC user's cell phone into a microphone. He took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone on TWC. With half of TWC feeding him sonar he can produce an image of the whole TWC forum. This is too much power for one person. Spying on people is not part of my job description and it shouldn't be part of yours either. Consider this my resignation. As long as this machine resides at the TWC headquarters of Wayne Enterprises, I won't be.


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    Now, if I can be any celebrity I want then I am this one:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 





    And don't you dare say this is not a valid choice because corporations are people and this one is quite a celebrity in these parts of the WWW.
    So, my first act as CA is to declare M2TW public domain.
    Therefore anyone who may wish to discuss the analysis and recomposition of M2TW source code is free to do it, at least in this thread.
    Thank you.

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    the thread is 7 years old! 7 years people! Akar wasn't even born when you started it.

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    Default Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    SO WHAT

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    Why hello to you too Morgan. 7 years just flew by didn't they? Karen says hi.


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    Is that Dennis Rader?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akar View Post
    Is that Dennis Rader?
    Apparently watching Total Recall and Starship Troopers was not part of your job description. That's the one and only Michael Ironside, my dear friend.

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    Why hello to you too Morgan. 7 years just flew by didn't they? Karen says hi.


    Hello again, Michael. Always a pleasure to fall in with a fellow traveler. Time certainly does fly by, that eternal clock keeps on ticking, and you never know where you'll be swept off to next, I suppose. Tell Karen I said hello to her as well. I'm with Alan Arkin and Michael Cain right now, they say hi as well. Here's a toast to the Ironside household, may your family continue to prosper in these trying times of pestilence and turmoil, and the decline in the quality of this forum, especially our little home here of Thema Devia.



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    Now, if I can be any celebrity I want then I am this one:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 





    And don't you dare say this is not a valid choice because corporations are people and this one is quite a celebrity in these parts of the WWW.
    So, my first act as CA is to declare M2TW public domain.
    Therefore anyone who may wish to discuss the analysis and recomposition of M2TW source code is free to do it, at least in this thread.
    Thank you.
    I approve of this, Creative Assembly, and I'm glad you've finally come around on issues of copyright for folks who enjoy these older titles. It's truly an inspiration, one that Wayne Enterprises should admire and hopefully imitate in some way. I am, however, concerned about the concept of corporate personhood. Seems that nothing good has come out of Citizens United, but court rulings can be overturned, legislation can be undone, and new constitutional amendments can be made. Cities fall, but they are rebuilt. Heroes die, but they are remembered. We honor them with every brick we lay, with every field we sow, with every child we comfort and then teach to rejoice in what we have been given, our planet, our home.

    As always, I'm Morgan Freeman. Take care, now.

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    Default Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    Oh, how could I ever confuse them.


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    The Italian Stallion

    So that you know who he actually is, he's got a page dedicated exclusively to his awards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flinn View Post

    The Italian Stallion

    So that you know who he actually is, he's got a page dedicated exclusively to his awards.

    Remember, Italian males are alternatively wannabes little Silvios or Roccos
    Good evening, Mr. Siffredi. Nice to meet you. I'm Morgan Freeman. Now, I'm not gonna sit here and judge another man by the accolades he makes and the career path he chooses, so long as everything was perfectly legal in the justice systems of our two respective countries and great nations, the United States and the Italian Republic. Instead a man should take pride in what he does, especially if nobody was intentionally harmed in the production of these adult films. I've never been to your hometown of Ortona, but the next time I have a chance to visit Italy, after all this pandemic business is over, I might have to stop on by and say hello. In fact, you're welcome to join Michael Cain, Alan Arkin and I for lunch.

    Yours truly,
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    Ola Morgan, how are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morticia Iunia Bruti View Post
    Ola Morgan, how are you?

    Oh, just fine, Salma, thanks for asking. How about yourself? I thoroughly enjoyed your vocal performance of late in the film Sausage Party. It was such a pleasure working with you in The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard, so hopefully Hughes can can have it released next year once all of this dreadful COVID-19 business runs its natural course.

    On another note, folks, it has come to my attention that a certain somebody dressed up as a cookie around these parts thinks they are a god or some divine being. Delusions of grandeur are no way to go through life, son. Take it from me, someone who has played the role of God in film:



    I've traveled all around the world and discussed the tenets of various faiths with their liturgical leaders, and I, Morgan Freem, can guarantee you that none of them worship a cookie or great big cookie jars like this particular fellow seems to think:


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    Fine, fine, Morgan.

    I enjoyed making such a action comedy with great actors like You, Reynolds and Jackson.

    Also the Comic Con was great fun in 2019.



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