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    Default The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread



    Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman. When you're reading this opening post, I want you to imagine my voice. The smooth, soft textures that have kept audiences everywhere captivated and leaning gently on the edges of their seats, taking in the sweet sultry sounds that are the product of my voice box.



    Now we're going to play a little game. You will not address me as this Roma_Victrix character, but as Morgan Freeman, because I am Morgan Freeman. Understood? Very good. You may converse with me as any other celebrity of your choosing, and I will respond. Please identify yourself first, preferably with a picture to let everyone know who you are. It is imperative that you not only do this, but also take on their real persona, their distinctive viewpoints, and if need be, their well-known quirks. In other words, if you're going to claim to be Samuel L. Jackson, you better be able to make us believe it.



    You may bring up any subject that you like, but I'd prefer ones that sound pleasing to everybody. Please, nothing offensive or off-putting. I'd suggest a conversation about something substantive: metaphysics, politics, current affairs, or civil rights issues that affect us today.

    So! Let's begin...


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    Default Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    Well I'll be, Morgan Freeman in Devia.

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    Default Re: The "Be Any Celebrity You Want" Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Adrian View Post
    Well I'll be, Morgan Freeman in Devia.
    Why hello, Michael. Nice to see you here. How are you? I heard you were doing the voice role of Ultra Magnus in the 3rd season of Transformers. How about that! I have to say, my favorite roles of yours were in Total Recall and Starship Troopers, even though I don't have any idea why you decided to get yourself mixed up in that latter movie.

    You go on and take care now, you here?


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    Rookies.

    Wayne Bridge - bang Frankie Sanford every night.

    /thread.

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    I don't think I can be Snoop Dogg without violatin da ToS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpe View Post
    Rookies.

    Wayne Bridge - bang Frankie Sanford every night.

    /thread.
    Just took this to a whole new level. Leave it to Sharpe to make any thread awesome

    So.... I'm Julian Morris. (Hint: Long live Queen Mary) Let the wiki hunt begin (Can you believe that womanly little boy is 30?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamat View Post
    I don't think I can be Snoop Dogg without violatin da ToS.


    How about Orlando Bloom? Legolas and Miranda Kerr. Damn it man.

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    Nicholas Cage. I can be mediocre in acting and get paid, and I can still get a majority of people to love me.

    ♪ Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want, or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpe View Post
    Rookies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpe View Post
    Come again, son?



    And who are you, Sharpe? So full of hate that you have to fight everybody, because you’ve been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain’t dying. And dying’s been what these forum boys have been doing for going on three years now, dying by the thousands, dying for you, fool. And all this time I keep askin’ myself, when, O Lord, when gonna be our time? Gonna come a time when we all gonna hafta ante up and kick in like men! Like men! You watch who you callin’ rookie or mah n-word! If there’s any rookies or n-words around here, it’s you, just some *********, swamp runnin’ rookie n-word, and if you not careful, that’s all you ever gonna be!



    Quote Originally Posted by Arbitrary Crusader View Post
    Nicholas Cage. I can be mediocre in acting and get paid, and I can still get a majority of people to love me.
    Oh, Nicholas. Remember when I told you that buying that private island was a bad idea? A bad investment? I'd help you out with your financial woes, but I have a feeling you're going to make up for that with doing more of these types of commercials.


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    Well... I'll be Smeagoll from Third Age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magkas View Post
    Well... I'll be Smeagoll from Third Age!


    Son, chasing after material things like rings is no way to go through life. Try something healthier, more constructive, more productive, like joining Wayne Enterprises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roma_Victrix View Post
    Son, chasing after material things like rings is no way to go through life. Try something healthier, more constructive, more productive, like joining Wayne Enterprises.
    Okay then let it be the rainbow, father.



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    You should listen to Morgan. He is wise.

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    Morgan mother ing Freeman! How you doin' mah brother?



    I gotta say I've had it with these mother ing forumites not taking this mother ing thread seriously!





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    Quote Originally Posted by ggggtotalwarrior View Post
    Morgan mother ing Freeman! How you doin' mah brother?


    Oh, I'm doing just fine, Samuel, just fine. How are things? What's LaTanya up to these days? Is Zoe alright? I love what you've done to raise awareness about Alzheimer's disease; it's a terrible disease I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemies. And that includes Kevin Spacey in Se7en.

    I gotta say I've had it with these mother ing forumites not taking this mother ing thread seriously!
    Calm down, Samuel. No need to get yourself worked up over some fools. Here, have some gourmet coffee, it will relax your nerves.



    Tastes good, doesn't it?

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    Ahhh. You're right Morgan. I should be a little easier with these fools.

    I'm not going to be here long, though. I've got an iPhone commercial to film.




    FINALLY! THAT MOTHERING PICTURE KEPT GETTING A 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR!

    Where is Tarantino when you need him???!!!

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    Oh, and this is false. As a white person, I can say that it's not possible to be racist to a white person.
    Congratulations, you just lowered my IQ by 10 points.

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    You can say what you want about my acting, but I got an award for best oral sex of 2010.
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    The search for intelligent life continues...

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    I have seen you do terrible, terrible things Sasha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Col. Tartleton View Post


    You can say what you want about my acting, but I got an award for best oral sex of 2010.
    You ruined two seasons of Enturage. Thank you ing much.

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    I'm sure the things you were doing were worse.

    Everyone was bad on entourage except Jeremy.
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