Europa Universalis IV multiplayer 2

[Border Patrol]

25 ducats. Final offer.

[Gone 2 the Celts]

OR, you could keep the galleys and convert to Islam. Then you can truly become one with your Purple People, as even they are Kebab.

[Buttfart]

Kebab is pretty specifically just Turks.

There's plenty of other racial slurs to brand yourself as if you really want one that is more accurately Muslim.

[Gone 2 the Celts]

If I want to call myself meat on a stick, I will call myself meat on a stick. Now begone, mortal, unless you wish to feel the wrath of the last Galleys on Earth.

[Buttfart]

Hey now, I managed to swipe plenty of Algerian and Moroccan galleys too. A bunch of Swedish ones too but I sank them because you can't wash out the smell of meatballs.

Meat on a stick sounds like YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT. The stick was mine, if that wasn't clear

[Ynen]

OMAN NEEDS NOT YOUR PETTY HANDOUTS. THE SHIITE KEBAB DOES NOT PAY THE GOLD PRICE, ONLY THE IRON ONE. APPARENTLY I AM A GREYJOY. ALSO, I THINK I'M IN CAPSLOCK. OH WELL, IT MERELY PROVES MY POINT.

Edit:
Hah, your puny navy and army cannot stop the might of Omani Ninja Galleys! After they sink your heavy ships, you will be left completely vulnerable to Kebab slaves and slave related accessories! Your economy will sink under those literal and metaphorical chains!

Silence, pet. Back to your cage! (Love you <3)

[IZob]

Careful Ynen. He might find a new master

[Gone 2 the Celts]

I will convert to the Reformed faith for 1 ducat.

[Ciabhán]

I will convert to the Reformed faith for 1 ducat.

Come join America-America and I'll give you the Falklands.

[Gone 2 the Celts]

Come join America-America and I'll give you the Falklands.

Deal. For now. I will provide oil for 'Murica when we transport this game to HOI4.

[Ciabhán]

As a new member of the America-America Freedomland Protection Pact I'll also offer you protection for any galleys docked in the Falklands. This should prevent any further tragedies.

[Pat89]

Sailing galleys to the falklands for their "safety"... across the ocean... galleys... makes sense.

At least you won't ever have to worry about them getting stolen after following his advice.

[Ynen]

Treachery! I must secure Kebabian Assets...

[Border Patrol]

Serenissima Repubblica di Venezia, Rome unfallen and master of the Mediterranean under the guidance of Saint Mark himself sadly will be unable to survive until the Indian expansion. Ah well. One day I shall return to play as Venice again after it comes out. Have they revealed any details by the way or is it still just the logo?

[Ynen]

What..?

[Pat89]

He leaves the game.

[Ynen]

....Italy belongs to Kebab.

But seriously, whai? D:

[Buttfart]

He means he's sad this game won't go on long enough to play with the expansion that adds actual Euro mechanics to India and will play Venice again some other time to colonize India via trade companies.

Border you ing fail at being proper Euro-royalty. Probably because you're a Doge and not a King. The Royal House of Cromwell offers its tutorship to you.

[Ynen]

Kebab overlords are better than euro-royalty.

[Border Patrol]

Kebab overlords don't get special gameplay mechanics in India, so they're definitely not better good sir. And to clarify, I'm not leaving the game. If I go out I'm going out swinging.