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    Default Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    Does anybody know what causes different traits? It seems like half my generals are inbred and/or insane. Some of them came that way when I married them, which is fair enough. Most, however, gained those traits during gameplay and I have no idea why. It's not like I kept them completely idle; there's enough construction, rebellions and slave revolts to keep them busy.

    With the original Rome, I learned that keeping them in a settlement with a Bacchic temple would drive them insane. That made sense, even though it still irritated me. But Rome 2's trait system seems arbitrary. It makes it impossible to gain much gravitas and they lose all their authority. Am I doing something wrong?

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    they follow the three rules of great sex: incest, twincest and wincest.
    Been a long time hasn't it?

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick13 View Post
    they follow the three rules of great sex: incest, twincest and wincest.
    Id more put that as a general rule for the internet and its machinations, finding it less accurate for reality

    But yea, pretty damn accurate regardless

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    I recommend heading to the mod forums and finding a mod that does away with the traits or alters them. But if you really must, I believe someone posted a full list of them and their causes (Or a link to a google doc perhaps?) somewhere in the mod workshop but I can't seem to find it.


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    Are you sure you're not playing some kind of Game of Thrones mod?

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    It seems to me that if you give them the zeal trait they very soon turn into unhinged loons, which adds to moral of troops in battles but makes them poorer in civil matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wulfgar610 View Post
    It seems to me that if you give them the zeal trait they very soon turn into unhinged loons, which adds to moral of troops in battles but makes them poorer in civil matters.
    I choose the commander trait line every time and it doesn't seem to stop the madness.


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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    I would also be very interested to know the cause of traits, if there is a post explaining the cause of traits I would also appreciate it if someone could post a link
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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    I really don`t think it matters to the game at all. I don`t even pay attention to traits like I would in RTW and MTW2.

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    Quote Originally Posted by Humble Warrior View Post
    I really don`t think it matters to the game at all. I don`t even pay attention to traits like I would in RTW and MTW2.
    they are pretty useless. By the end of my rome campaign with radious mod had the max 30 armies. by the end about three generels and admirals were dying every other turn i just didn't give a and just gave them random traits from the pool, i was gonna win regardless

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGuard View Post
    they are pretty useless. By the end of my rome campaign with radious mod had the max 30 armies. by the end about three generels and admirals were dying every other turn i just didn't give a and just gave them random traits from the pool, i was gonna win regardless
    Well, yeah, that's kind of what happens when you have over three times the amount of troops/armies the game is balanced around

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    Quote Originally Posted by krisslanza View Post
    Well, yeah, that's kind of what happens when you have over three times the amount of troops/armies the game is balanced around
    well 15 armies is just a ridiculously small number, especially when at the peak of the empire it had at least 28. either way by the end of the game traits mean even less than what they did at the start which is not saying much. I find that thirty armies is just about enough to defend the vast roman empire and still have the possibility of expanding to the trajan borders

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    Romans seem to get a lot of insane traits. The popular theory is because all their drinking water comes in through lead-lined piping.

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    Quote Originally Posted by krisslanza View Post
    Romans seem to get a lot of insane traits. The popular theory is because all their drinking water comes in through lead-lined piping.
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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    "Your generals gain crazy traits way too fast as if they know what kind of state the game is in" - Angry Joe

    Sorry, I just found that line humorous in his review heh

    Anyways there's a sanity mod out in the mod section

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    What's wincest? Winning? Jerking your own bird (Win as in one?)? I also wonder how half the traits are even gained in total war games, I'm ni programmer so I have no good idea.

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    wincest is a combination of "win" and incest which means hot sex between two family members (making it "wincest")
    Been a long time hasn't it?

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    i think wincest was coined for the winchester brothers going at it. The guys from the series Supernatural

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    Default Re: Stop with the unhinged inbreds already!

    http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...hlight=madness

    Madness in vanilla is triggered by just about every negative trait a general can get, and for the romans, has a really high chance to trigger. This mod changes it to only genetic traits causing madness which drastically reduces the number of madmen in the roman empire
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