Rome 2 Jokes

**TheVerySpecialK** · September 17, 2013, 06:05 PM

This thread is for jokes about Rome 2, CA, and Sega. If you have a good one, post it here!

Here are a few I made up:

What do you call pre-ordering games from CA?

Why is Rome 2 better than a sack of kittens?

What's the difference between Rome 2 and firewood?

What's the ONLY difference between Rome 2 and cancer?

Why is Rome 2 like a zombie?

Did you hear about the time Julian McKinley (Rome 2 battlefield AI programmer) locked his keys in the car?

What's the difference between Rome 2 and a dumpster?

**rollinnse** · September 17, 2013, 06:15 PM

boo

**Pyrgopolynices** · September 17, 2013, 06:23 PM

ha ha

**TheVerySpecialK** · September 17, 2013, 06:30 PM

Julian McKinley (Rome 2 battlefield AI programmer) was hiking through the mountains when he came across a shepherd herding his sheep. He suddenly decided he just had to have one of them, so he went up to the shepherd and asked, "if I can guess how many sheep are in your flock, will you let me take one of them back to CA with me?" The shepherd thought about it, then decided the chances of him losing a sheep were so low that he agreed. Julian closed his eyes, thought for a moment, and then said "243!" The shepherd was amazed as this was the exact number of sheep in his flock. He grudgingly told McKinley to pick his favorite sheep and then be on his way. Julian walked over to the flock, picked his sheep and slung it over his shoulders, and then turned to leave. He had hardly gone two steps when the shepherd called out, "wait! If I can guess your profession, you'll have to give me that sheep back!" Mckinley thought about, and decided it was extremely unlikely for the shepherd to guess who he was, so he agreed. The shepherd looked at him, and then proclaimed, "you're the battle AI designer for Rome 2!" Julian McKinley was very impressed, and so he asked, "how did you know?" The shepherd replied, "put down the dog and we'll talk."