Rome 2 humour thread

[Taskeen]

I already did at the 1917th post:

All Gates Beware........!HANNIBAL AT THE GATES ! ! !

I approve

[Taskeen]

CA has now added crocodile-skin wearing soldiers in that ridiculous sad joke named Beasts Of War DLC.

My personal reaction:





Sorry for the horrible painting skill. I would've done much better if I was not making it in 2 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlOx9738iyw

[alQamar]

CA has now added crocodile-skin wearing soldiers in that ridiculous sad joke named Beasts Of War DLC.

My personal reaction:





Sorry for the horrible painting skill. I would've done much better if I was not making it in 2 minutes.

That's very OK maximus. You
literally invested the same two minutes as CA did on their croc helmets.
Never seen such a .. never mind.

[Ishan]

Several posts deleted. This thread is not for posting TWC member quotes and making fun of them. Rule added to thread rules mentioned in the OP. Any further attempts will not be tolerated.

An additional reminder, this thread is for:

Post any memes, funny pictures, videos and similar for Rome II game here.

I saw that some members were mocking TWC members here and dragging things off-topic by discussing nonsensical things. So this thread is on a short leash now. It depends on you guys now whether you want to see it open or not. Report posters who're putting this thread into trouble, i would hate to close it over few posters.

[perifanosEllinas]

RTW vanilla in 2004:








TWR2 after 10 major patches in 2014:



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[Akhenaton]

Ishan since you transferred perifanosEllinas post why didn´t you also transfer my answer to his post?
Anyway, I´ll just post it again

RTW vanilla in 2004:

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TWR2 after 10 major patches in 2014:



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Patch 10

It sais: " I see no improvement"

[Akhenaton]

They also said, that if one could run shogun 2 on very good settings, than Rome II would also run smoothly on very good settings.....


In general CA likes to say a lot of things....

[johnny_b_good]

This is gold.

Yeah nice pics but retarded from CA. Cmon guy lift other guy with one hand??? Do you even try to lift at least 20kg with one hand!?

[RedGuard]

why do the lowest settings on Rome 2 look the same as the lowest settings on Rome 1?

I guess its a step up from not having feet and hands. had to play rome 1 like that back in the day on a non-gaming laptop. god was that terrible.

[Ishan]

Few posts again deleted. Last reminder:

2) This is not the place to discuss the aspects of the game.

So if anyone wants to discuss the aspects of Rome 1 and Rome 2 then please use the General TW Discussion forum. If i have to delete any post one more time in this thread then i'm afraid i would have to close this thread.

[alQamar]

Sorry I don't get the sense Brig :o
Are there woman generals in Rome 2 now?

[Lord Baal]

A compromise could be to have shemale generals.

[HorseArcher]

Hannibal at the Beach!
Row Lads! We're almost at the water!

[alQamar]

No!! but apparently people want them old boy!

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...emale-generals!!

So if not another FEMEN attack is plausible. Save your altars Romans!

[Lionheart11]

[trojan1001]

The hotly anticipated new DLC, can't wait

[alQamar]

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Hahaha
In want to excuse this:

- complaint thread exists far longer time
- people "whining" about the same issues all the time
- CA don't care

Ergo:

"How far will you go for Rome 2?"

Not a step back, comrades!

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The holy anticipated new DLC, can't wait

SUNDAY'S WORD

I share the good word and daresay:

Since September I promised not to buy any DLC for Rome 2, then you came around and posted this about a holy anticipated DLC breaking easily my vow! Oh how dare you?!

Fanboys: "A wonder! Trojan, he certainly is the Messiah! Please share us more of such posts.
And the blessed virgin shall be our new general to lead us into temptation."

AMEN!

[IVIX1]

Patch 10 Rome 2 Graphics w/performance improvments!



on that optimization!


I'd've made the pic larger, but I'm not exactly sure how.

[IVIX1]

Secret footage from the developing phase of Rome II. We see the meeting, where members of Creative Assembly, fully covered in black clothes, is discussing about the design of politics system:

http://wtfbot.net/pix/3111.gif

Thats LOL funny.

[Akhenaton]

New DLC for Syracuse in HATG and the main Campaign. Ladies and Gentleman, I present

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