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    Default War trauma is funny!

    So... I had my biggest battle ever. Me and my allies spartans fought agains a much larger force from Triballi. I had my Legion II Apollinaris near to the spartan city of Pella, to help them to defend from an inevitable attack of a 50% larger force than us both together. The Triballi army came, we won, but I lost 75% of my army and the spartans lost 80% of theirs, but the enemy was vanquished, with only 5% of their army surving the onslaught and generals dead. Fortunately mine general and also the spartan one survived. Around 8.000 men lost their life in that single battle. Legio II had to retreat back to Italy to reinforce, hoping to neither Triballi and neither Athens attacks the crippled spartan army until Legio I Italica arrives to replace Legio II Apollinaris.

    But... when I was looking at the field, filled with corpses from both sides... something was odd!

    Some of the enemies soldiers didn't run away. Shocked with the carnage of the battle, they just stand there, completely immobile, in a perpetual contemplation of sorrow. My troops and also spartan ones didn't killed them in a mercy act of compassion. The trauma of one of them is so much that he just floats in the air, refusing to touch the bloodied land again. More than that, a mind of another one was completely destroyed, and now he stands forevers in a break dance stance. He is now remembered as... The Break Dance Soldier of Trauma! May the Gods bless his soul...

    See by yourself:
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    8.000 dead soldiers...


    He just stand there, in ethernal sorrow...


    He tried to run, but the trauma was far too much. He is frozen forever...


    "My brothers... all dead. I will stand here with them until the end of times."


    "Bloody bloodied ground. I should never touch you again. I should rot in the air."


    "My mind... is faked forever."


    "STOP!!!... Hammer time!"
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    Default Re: War trauma is funny!

    Hahaha hilarious, I just noticed this today for the first time, seems it's a new bug maybe?

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    Default Re: War trauma is funny!

    Quote Originally Posted by .Mitch. View Post
    Hahaha hilarious, I just noticed this today for the first time, seems it's a new bug maybe?
    Bug!? Owwwwww...

    I thought they had introduced a cool feature...
    You mean that The Break Dance Soldier of Trauma will not become a statue?

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    Default Re: War trauma is funny!

    This is the horrible side effect of drinking Getafix's Druid potion, something they sweep under the carpet in Messrs Uderzo and Goscinny's historical literature.

    I've had similar graphical glitches in my battles against the Etruscans and Epirus too, I though the Etruscans were going to walk like Egyptians.

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    Default Re: War trauma is funny!

    Alright, I laughed more than I should have...
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    Default Re: War trauma is funny!

    some funny
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